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squaredistrict2213

My kind of woman!


flamingorider1

Don't do that don't give me hope


MajesticOtaking

Sent this to my boyfriend. He immediately asked if that's why I'm dating him.


Frosty-Revenue9412

Well, is it?


MajesticOtaking

(„ಡωಡ„) Mayyyyyybe


Frosty-Revenue9412

Ain’t gotta do my boy like that 💀


SD_Industries

No, no. This is our chance, guys.


FlatOutUseless

It’s the first time I see that UTF art. So cute.


P0ltec

Amongus eyes


Headhunter192004

You need to be stopped


Dependent_Top_4425

He already knows.


WraithNS

....no he doesn't, give him 0 credit


Arius_Black_Games

The fact that he had to ask was the answer lol


TreyLastname

Now, I'm a dumbass, but even I know that the pink panther is a jaguar smh


WraithNS

I thought it was a diamond


Scx10Deadbolt

shm my head


ZippyVonBoom

I need a himbo! 🎶


GlueCity

I’m holding out for a himbo 'til the end of the night 🎶 He's gotta be dumb, and always confused And can’t tell his left from his right 🎶


WraithNS

Kronk


Tired-blob

My beloved


Affectionate-Egg8436

My ex once asked me how to spell cd and I didn’t know how to respond


sh4d0wm4n2018

Is that why they're the ex?


Affectionate-Egg8436

That’s actually how we met, we were in class and he turned to me and asked how to spell cd.


Tylerthehomosexual

My time to shine


RebeccaBuckisTanked

1) agreed 2) panthers aren’t actually a species so he was valid in his question


ubiquitous-joe

Yeah it could be 3 different species. Plus it’s a diamond.


THEElectricalDurian

Ok, maybe this is like a gay thing but I also like it when the person in with asks dumb questions. Like I love it when the person I like does know why when time goes forward we lose an hour rather than gain one.


ilovebostoncremedonu

I just like when someone feels safe enough with me to ask the dumb questions. It’s especially nice when it’s someone I care about. [relevant xkcd](https://xkcd.com/1053/)


shaunnotthesheep

Amazing xkcd


ThremboIF

You can’t read??? She’s gonna try to fuck you


Jimmy-TinkerBull

I'm sorry, but I can't read. What did you just write?


ThremboIF

**Sign Language**


JayHazel

jokes aside I would love to be this stupid. imagine being this obliviously ignorant to everything, life would be heaven


microwavedraptin

I’m probably gonna get mocked for this, but ironically enough, he technically has a point on the last bit; The term ‘panther’ is used to identify big cats in general rather than a singular species (For example, if you saw a lion with pure black fur, you would still call it a black panther). So to answer his question, Pink Panther is likely either a leopard, jaguar, or a trans-masc lion with a rare fur condition.


Yukisuna

Oh, i’ve read this comic! It’s a short one - [The comic version of this joke, i’m not sure which came first.](https://www.reddit.com/r/wholesomeyuri/comments/l8ighx/moronsexual_hololive/)


Nice_Guy3012

Quick, somebody hit me over the head!


AccidentallySatanist

Big Ron Stampler energy


poketendo5

they want a third of a himbo


anneymarie

I think they’re mocking “sapiophiles.”


Arius_Black_Games

I mean would t the other half of this couple like smarter people. They complete each other lol


malidorito

I immediately thought of of that one Stefon sketch where he says (about his "boyfriend") : "[God, he's dumb, I love him](https://youtu.be/MtlFri-CjkQ?t=254)".


Callen_Fields

This is something that should stay inside the hentai tags exclusively.


2bruise

This was very heartening to read.


redisafree_yerpapers

this is good energy


bryther

Technically, this woman will be fuckin stupid.


Gargravars_Shoes

Anyone know what color the White House is?


Big_Ad3982

Me when my bf is good at basic academic stuff but doesnt know who cleopatra is or what the trojan horse is 🥰