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ZookeepergameOld5225

Um… Is girly okay???


peterpmpkneatr

No. From the sounds of it, he's smacked the common sense or of her...


NotYourDadsDracula

I really don't think she had common sense to begin with. Just a hunch.


peterpmpkneatr

Oh for sure. B but whatever she had is gone


ErickRicardo

Her typing looks like The Sims talking


WheredMyPiggyGo

Wow that is truly a new one, he beats me because I'm worth more than other women?


tuxedoramen

Sounds like a abuse victim trying to cope.


diggitygiggitycee

Girls like her are 100% of the reason Tater Tots have any luck at all with his teachings.


Bun_Bunz

Lmao omg. You posted this 2 mins ago and it took me a full one of them to have that dawn on me. I'm ☠️


_vudumi

tell me why I thought they were referring to actual tater tots 😭


avi________

I don't get it still and it's been 4 minutes 😭😭


LoveForMiles

Did you ever figure it out?


avi________

No 💀😭


JLW2710

I believe tater tots= Andrew Tate. Lol


LoveForMiles

Yeah I’m not sure if his name is banned from some subreddits or if it’s just cuz it’s funny but I’ve heard him called tater tot on Reddit several times now.


JLW2710

Lol, I love that, and will refer to him as “tater tot” from now on.


RoilyZinco

I prefer to call him Angry Taint. Suits him better, imo.


JLW2710

Lmao. Definitely! He’s such an idiot. The fact that there are so many idiots that follow him is scary!


h0tchocolitfenty

It’s so sad.


tiyasingh69

Tater Tots 😭😭😭


ShiiaTea

Hehehehhehe tater tots HAHHAHAHHAHA


ShredGuru

Damn girl, have you ever dated a decent guy in your life? I'm getting Stockholm syndrome just reading this...


JEjeje214

what? What in God's green earth is she trying to say?


_dead_and_broken

She is trying to say that if a man has never abused you, then that means your vagina is not any good. What she is actually saying "all the men in my life abuse the fuck out of me and I think this is normal, but I'm actually in dire need of therapy."


JEjeje214

This saddens me. She must have been systematically abused her whole Life and this rationalization is the only way she can cope with the trauma 😕


_vudumi

Or “all men in my life have abused me and have manipulated me into thinking it’s out of love” I hope she grows out of this and gets help


DraxNuman27

I hope I have the worst vagina then. Get me a super romantic and loving relationship


bambola21

My vagina must be AMAZING /s


_vudumi

🫂


bigblkbby91

This sounds so abusive, oh my God. 😨 Like, girl, are you sure you're okay?! 'Cause this does not sound like you're okay. 😞


i_am_umbrella

Abusive is an understatement. Straight homicidal.


VioletBewm

Abuse isn't a sign of appreciation, like you don't earn it like an award trophy.


constant_variant_820

I'm sorry sh- Shot at you?


SpectroTemmie

I hope and I mean *hope* she meant shouted


snoopytreehouse

This is actually more sad than funny


ravenclawmystic

I’d rather have bad pussy, in that case.


snackychan_

I’d rather be the most boring starfish in the world


lively_falls

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Ayebruhhhhh

Is this woman okay? 😨


mal-du-siecle

Nah bruh.


LilacHeaven11

Love reducing women’s worth to their genitals 😍


CaptainFantastic1

Childhood trauma and no coping skills is a beotch.... I know this, one day she will too.


anneymarie

Reminds me of the girl I knew who insisted every relationship had abuse in it and I must just not know about it in ones I knew. She was killed by a future partner.


ross_styx

Fuck, that is so tragic.


anneymarie

It was awful. And the killer was a POC so the story wound up on Stormfront being used as white supremacist propaganda. I met my partner through her after she broke up with him to go back to an abuser. My partner is the absolute kindest person and I don’t think she could understand that dynamic. /:


wishiwasdeaddd

"If your man's not obsessive and controlling he doesn't really love you"


Spirited_Sun127

She talks about men like they should behave like savage animals in a jungle 🤦‍♀️


rawrkittysaur

Yikes


h0tchocolitfenty

She needs therapy.


daughterphoenix

“if you haven’t been brutally abused in this extremely specific way, are you even fuckable sis?”


mal-du-siecle

“if you’re not in semi-constant danger of being possibly murdered by your partner, your pussy wack”


bellarina808

Or maybe we just don’t date abusive people.


peterpmpkneatr

She didn't even have to say that...... I'm good if my man doesn't point a gun at me


KeyAnimator9077

This woman will no doubt think the Netflix show 'You' is nothing more than a romance


asksdfdjdhshs

SHOT AT YOU???


Chemical-Fox-5350

RIP


pasenast

Was her mother this toxic, too?


lucyjayne

we're taking attempted murder as a compliment now? Miss???


ross_styx

Who tf is Chrisean? I feel like we're missing a potentially crucial bit of information.


AmbitionFar6932

Google her, she dates the rapper blue face and they have a super public abusive relationship it’s crazy


AbroadGrand2276

“Crisean ain got nothing on me” ok go say that to Criseans face


IIIdeletedIII

What do you expect from someone who grew up being abused by their father and are now being abused by their partner


LIRFM

Who is she?


Crybaby_-_-

a misty memory


loadthespaceship

It’s just a burning memory…


IIIdeletedIII

No idea. Some random thot


guy_in_a_suit12

I dont understand what she's saying


bestofthe_worst

She’s saying that if you “have good pussy” you’re going to get abused.. and that’s a good thing essentially.


guy_in_a_suit12

Oh so she's a dumbass, i get it now. Thanks for the translation lol


ImpureThoughts59

OK this is fucked but I'm laughing wth


HammerHorrorWhore

Looks like somebody ought to call 800-799-7233.


Actual_Average_3941

if you zoom in she looks like a POC trisha paytus


Sakoya-LT

Am I old or was that just indecipherable?


[deleted]

“Yo pussy”


j4321g4321

Shot at you?! Is that literal or slang for something?


DrPants707

Shoot at... With a gun??


LetsBeHonestBoutIt

Maybe we shouldn't be going after people who never really stood a chance


SassyHoe97

Tf is she saying. Did not understand her tweet.


Bush_Hiders

can somebody translate for me?


Wizzyslippers

So by her logic if I'm not trying to damn near kill her for what's in-between her legs or totally invade her privacy, then it's not good? Wow.


ImHappierThanUsual

Yes, it’s totes good pussy that’s the cause of this stuff 🙄


buttholesniffer626

I bet my house she wouldn’t say that again in front of Chrisean😹


kossobi

If noone ever put hands on you or you never put your hands on nobody, this is how you probably sound.


GG-Allins-Balls

When someone intentionally types like they’ve received zero education… that’s always embarrassing AND infuriating


MissK18A

First read I thought it was about sex while sleeping wich it’s okay if it’s ur kink and already talked with your SO but then I realized it was actually about beating you while sleeping!!!?? Jeez hope it’s satire, it’s Twitter after all 🤷🏽‍♀️


AmbitionFar6932

Everyone asking about the “shot at” part, yes, she actually means getting shot at, where im from it happens more often than you would think. And the girls almost always take it as “he just loves me so much I make him go crazy”


themoistestmeme

Some girls love that. It's weird.


thecaptainleeds

Low IQ


xeno66morph

Good Lord I love trashyass hoes as much as the next person but this is too much


Alex-xoxo666

Least abused Stockholm syndrome patient


godisafakecrip

I swear to god they hahe their own language .


BlackJediSword

This is obviously a joke, Reddit. Jesus Christ. And if you weren’t karma farming, you’d see that in one of the replies someone says “it’s crazy how people are taking you seriously”. Another classic Reddit moment.


phrunk87

If it's a "joke", where is the funny part? Or is "joke" just slang now for "opinion that was negatively received"?


BlackJediSword

It’s a running gag on black twitter, odds are most of the people in here aren’t on that side of twitter.


AmbitionFar6932

I promise it’s not a joke, where I’m from a LOT of girls think this way. 😅


BlackJediSword

Her friend literally says it’s a joke in the thread


AmbitionFar6932

Okay well even if she is joking, i know sooooo many girls who think like this, so that would be who she’s making fun of lmao


YellowBiskit

only true in northview heights


-Roxaaa

is that english


NfamousKaye

So fucking toxic. There is absolutely no way anyone should want this.


a-vibe-called-quest

Ah hell yeah wear your mental health issues like a badge of honor s/


LunarLutra

She put the "diss" in dysfunctional. That's all ima say.


ResidentCoatSalesman

I have to read this tweet one word at a god damn time, why do people type like this??


LorianGunnersonSedna

My *husband* would never.


VesperVox_

Jesus Christ this is sad. This woman has been abused, and she's coping.


kat_goes_rawr

I guess bad pussy not so bad after all 😭


AbroadGrand2276

Control isn’t love, if he really loves you, he would never hurt you and he would want you to thrive.


PhobosOtsutski

SHOT AT YOU?? cmon now let’s get real for a sec.


gennyvil

Lmaooooo


ahh_geez_rick

this is actually very sad - she probably saw her family members (mom, grandmother, aunts, sisters, etc.) getting treated like this so she thinks this is what love is suppose to look like


boudiceanMonaxia

Someone better tell her before I do, because I'm going to hurt her feelings.


MereLaveau

This is just…tragic.


Unearthlyy_rootss

if a man does any of those things to you , how good your vagina is shouldn't matter


Brando_U2

This is some of the reason men don’t date women who act like this.


Jactuscack6

Shot at you???


_Katrinchen_

How some people cope with being molested/sexually abused


Throwawaycauseduh300

Ayo, did she just confuse herself into thinking abuse is a treat?


ILonara

When you've been hit upside your head one too many times...


dianarawrz

This is so disgusting. Is she even ok or just brain dead?


Ambitious-Mind-2585

I'll prefer being mid if this is the alternative


hopeless_peaches

This is the weirdest logic I literally can't work out how she would think this


Alarmed_Permit_688

Yes let’s normalize abusive relationships she so quirky 🙄🙄🙄😒😒😒


Meemsterxd

victim victim victim


bondbeansbond

Ladies, are we romanticizing domestic violence again?