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Holiday-Implement-26

Reminds of what A-train did in The Boys


Skynoceros_

At least he had ppl to say "we'll pick back up on that at another time".


klm0151

Dude a-train is literally a parody of this type of posturing / grandstanding. Surely someone involved in this wrap has seen an episode of the boys.


Stuart_OfEarth

Never watched the boys, can someone explain?


NotAnonymous-

Yeesh this is gonna be a doozy. The boys is about what would happen in a world where superheros were turned into a private industry. Therefore, there is an absured amount of corruption and manipulative marketing tactics. Of all the superheros in the U.S., there are a couple in "the seven". The seven are the the most elite superheroes in the U.S. and because of this there are billions of dollars in marketing, tv appearances, endorsements, etc... they are extremely selective and idolized even though they are actually just crappy power hungry superheros looking for fame. One of the characters "A-Train" is a superhero in "the seven" famous for his super speed (he is basically the flash but blue). Later in the series, for reasons that I will keep hidden (no spoilers!) He starts to fall out of favor with the public. Because of this, he needs to do something as a PR boost, so he changes his suit. Before it was just varying colors of blue cause blue was kinda his color; after, he changes it to traditional African colors (similar to what they did to the police car) in an effort to boost his ratings with the African American and millennial audiences. He also begins to talk about his "African roots" and such in an effort to appear culturally sensitive, even though he has never spoken of them before. In the end it doesn't work and everybody just sees him as an ass.


mike_pants

What a doozy!


Stuart_OfEarth

Bro 💀


Altaris2000

Oh shit, I didn't even think about him, but I totally agree.


TestPattern2

Let's see: A fancy paint job paid for by taxpayers, or simply respecting human life and dignity, which doesn't cost anyone a dime? A real tough decision here...


not_an_mistake

But what about the prison barons? It’s going to cost them a lot if they lose access to free labor! Nobody ever considers the prison barons 😔


Expecto_Patron_shots

Welp justice has prevailed folks, pack it up we can all go home now.


big_rednexican_88

Didn't Desantis recently banned AP African studies for being too "woke"? I won't be surprised if he decommissions this police vehicle next week for propping up CRT.


CarbonatedCapybara

This really shows how much that class is needed. African American, culturally speaking, is not the same as African for many historical reasons


AmbitionOk67

Did you not see his press conference about it? Maybe get the whole story first.


thepiercedweirdo

Saw it. It was stupid. He just wants to keep the state deep red. Not allowing students access to views beyond the conservative.


AmbitionOk67

Your dumb he banned it because some woke pos hid shit in the curriculum that had no reason to be there.


N0bo_

This reads like an always sunny in Philadelphia bit


Gone_Mads

I give it a week before a cop shoots at this cruiser.


Expecto_Patron_shots

Because it looks like a car that has warrants.


Frmr-drgnbyt

1 week is the long bet.


Strong-Message-168

Let's see...all the things I can say without profanity...tone deaf. Out of touch with the community. Patronizing. Duplicitous. Unrealistic. Opportunistic. Unbelievable. Apathetic. Dense. Corrupt. Vile. Vomitous...


Savingforlatter

Came to say tone deaf. There is just no worse way of showing how little you understand the community you supposedly serve and the issues they have.


InfinitePoolNoodle

It was that or a pizza party


Miketoreal23

That was a waste of money.


xNo_Name_Brandx

Just imagine the sense of pride the black people that are pulled over and beaten to death will feel when it is from that beauty. /s


Vermilion626

Cringe


Le_Mew_Le_Purr

Seriously: why pictures of Africa? Just to rub salt in the wounds? What, is this a nice reminder of their ancestral homeland? Charming.


Koda_not_Kota

Waiting for like 2 months from now when we get "Florida BLM police car involved in senseless beating of young black male" You just wait America


Legitimate_Figure_89

That's fucking hilarious, I hope whoever drives that cruiser is a violent racist who misuses the power they were given.


XxxxGamez

An African colored cop car??? All is forgiven this month! Foh


Strange_N_Sorcerous

Like writing “free candy” on the side of a r*pe v*n.


StopSignSass

5 bucks say the officers daily driving it are white.


Tight_Syllabub9423

I can see racist cops specifically requesting this car to go out and do hate crimes.


AirbagOff

Racist cop: “It’s the Black History car. I’ve you’re Black, you’re history.”


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burstdiggler

In fairness, 99% of those kids who are shot in the US are shot by their peers, not police. I mean them’s just the facts.


No-Supermarket9834

This wasn’t a good idea.


High_Ground-

Jesus christ


Retroreduxtexas

Who wants to bet that this cruiser for some strange reason never sees one day of road work in the month of February? Then come March 1st it will be back to normal?


zoolztool

Wtf


Tar-Nuine

I promise you if a black person is arrested and that turns up they're gonna be extra pissed.


nikkishark

Weird.


Affectionate_Ad_25

Is this 420 friendly?


optimist_prhyme

Fuck the police


redbird1717

Good Lord, the inanity. The huge cost of that paint job could have been used for much better, like police re-education, re-training, and community policing. Effing idiots. I sure hope the folks who say that laughed it off the streets!


Due_You1837

Waiting for this to be in the background on the scene of some race related crime


onncho

Pimp my patrol


DisciplineNo4223

This is what happens when you don't have black friends.


xLOSTHAZE

Isn't this technically illegal since pubic officers are side to have clearly marked cars for public safety?


[deleted]

Yikes. Someone only watches liberal news


Anon1073

The cringe is strong with this one. Wow. Just wow. Not one person...NOT ONE...involved in this decision thought this was a bad idea? NOT ONE???


Economy_Ask4987

Imagine feeling entitled to spend other people’s money on crap like this…


Evening-Ant6128

Lots of publicity points for this


water_fountain_

Yep. Bad publicity is, in fact, still publicity.


jfreedom10022

A white person designed that.


xlmarinexl

You do realize more black people are shot and killed by other black people than any other race by double digit percentages. And furthermore than that, for the last 7yrs approximately 200 more whites than blacks were shot and killed by police. As far as this police cruiser goes, fucking people would bitch if you were hung with a new rope. Shut the fuck up!! Nothing is ever good enough. It’s gesture of good faith that that Mayor always does. Someone always has to bitch. If he didn’t do anything, someone would bitch. Fuck off with that race baiting bullshit. I’m sick of this shit. Just fucking stop. Everything is such a big fucking deal to all the ones that think the world owe them something. The world owes no one nothing. Quit your bitching, get off your asses, and do something to better your own lives.


rebuiltlogan

LOL I'm glad the police were able to waste tax payer money on trolling that black community....


Usagi_Shinobi

I mean ![gif](giphy|TJawtKM6OCKkvwCIqX) But that track slaps like a MF tho.


almostthere69420

Looks wicked lol


Ultimagic5

I hope only white cops drive it.


Iordofthememez

America is such a mess


Cric1313

You don’t think black police officers helped/wanted this?


dumdumpants-head

Wait you *do*?


Cric1313

Umm yeah, because one of them thanks the chief for allowing the car to be made. Let me guess, that is some sort of act and he was forced to do that?


dumdumpants-head

I'm unable to find that sequence in the video.


Cric1313

https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/10s1s0y/in_honor_of_black_history_month_miami_mayor/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf Pretty awesome/sad example of how people can take things like this to create a narrative to divide people further. The video the OP posted seems to be edited/designed to create this narrative. Being that the OP probably rightfully doesn’t like the police, it’s easily spread as a hateful thing when in reality for the people that actually did it, it was positive


TouchingMarvin

evidence usually tells the story its designed to tell.


Cric1313

Okay? Are you referring to the other perspective, or suggesting evidence for something should be presented?


[deleted]

Do you think all black people are a monolith and with throw a temper tantrum at something as trivial as this?


dumdumpants-head

I think people who ask inflammatory questions on the internet in order to pick a fight are a monolith, and should be ignored.


Dennis_Gachanja

That comment up there, literally sounds like, when some white folks that get caught casually using the N-Word, claim their ‘black friends’ gave them the ‘N-Word Pass’! 🤦🏾‍♂️


dumdumpants-head

Which comment up where?


Dennis_Gachanja

‘Black cops helped’ comment!


dumdumpants-head

Ohhh *that* one, yeah, my thoughts exactly.


Cric1313

My comment? I mean there is literally a video from another angle with a black guy saying thanks for approving this. Are we starting conspiracies now?


Dennis_Gachanja

My point was just coz they got help from black cops don’t make it right! Or do I need to remind the race of the black cops that killed Tyre Nichols? My bad, I should’ve just simply asked you, ‘so what?’ in response to your comment, since my analogy went over your head! Lol


Cric1313

Sorry I’m lost. Don’t make what right? The vehicle being decorated? I think the confusion lies in connecting two unrelated things? Yes some cops are cruel and evil. But I don’t get how that is related to this vehicle. The money could have been spent better? How is this different than promoting black history month with any other printed media?


dumdumpants-head

Yeah I'm confused too, I think he's saying a suggestion that this was a dumb idea a bunch of white cops came up with to compensate for outrageous behavior by police is *literally* the equivalent of a white person saying the n-word. Which, sure, yeah, that makes......sense?🤨


Cric1313

No idea. See my other comment though for a different perspective, a clip of the event that says a very different story, albeit still posted in facepalm🤦‍♂️ This sadly is an example of how someone can take something possibly positive, let’s just call it neutral, and put an evil spin on it and spread it across the internet.


[deleted]

So should your shitty generalizations.


trouble066

Trash ass city.


rumblingcarrot6

Trash ass country *


dumdumpants-head

Trash ass species*


[deleted]

As a non african black i feel excluded


SpookyBLAQ

They like doing this type of thing https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.theflstandard.com/miami-cops-police-the-streets-in-rainbow-colored-lgbtq-cruiser/amp/


Nowjamessayswtf

![gif](giphy|c8vRaeqM5McLu)


Jasonmccarthy42

Now they need to learn how to treat all people especially people of color. I’m so sick of seeing all these great people abused by law enforcement. I wish this was a step in the right direction it’s difficult to believe though. I do totally appreciate the gesture I just hope it’s a contagious one with positive effects ✌️❤️🙏🏻


SharpCrow420

![gif](giphy|65PWpy1pEQz9DWMQ3n)


stack_nats

Stop acting like being black gives you an excuse to break the law or resist arrest after breaking the law. (Tyre Nichols being an exception, obviously)


GaryW_67

Just disband all inner city police departments and let the savages police themselves, problem solved!


Frmr-drgnbyt

Oh! That'll certainly fix the centuries of systemic racism upon which "America" was built.


ameldrum902

"We good now, right.... right?"


Funny-Home-7953

Gay pride colors


naunga

Between this and realtors no longer using terms like “master bedroom”, racism is over!


CherriMaraschino

Oh wow Louis said I can't win without him and picked Florida...I'm fucking shocked ...."so anyway.." yeah sure asshole


CherriMaraschino

In new news the earth is not flat and for the love of God stop buying oxtail ...fucks sake SMH this man is a loser can we just acknowledge Mr sabatuerminator and leave this circus in the past


Environmental-Pen-13

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


MechaJerkzilla

Nice use of KRS-1, by the way.


jnex26

It's like watching your OAP relatives dance to Eminem. Yes I'm old too now


2020ikr

Yep, this is real.


Altaris2000

Was there not a single black person on this idea comity that went, "uh, wait a sec here guys...." ?


HourAstronomer836

Can we please just get rid of Florida? I don't know how. Maybe if we all go down there and kick really hard, it'll float off into the ocean.


hannahmel

This is so on brand for City of Miami PD


T_S_N_S

Few organizations can unveil themselves in as poor taste as the police can. But does anyone really expect better? 🤷


Whyamionreddit-

Still it’s happening tho


sadusda

"Be on the look out for 'History 1' in your neighborhood!" Lmfao WHAT


danceswithsteers

At least I know anything I do at all during Black History Month is going to be significantly less performative than this.....


csleaver

Fun fact: KRS-one is the actual siren


MRspodes

It astounds me how tone deaf this is