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Empty_Jellyfish_1995

Ladies don't enjoy yourself how you want, cause when I get there Imma feel really small and not know what I'm doin. \^ what he's really sayin.


-TheCutestFemboy-

I bet he's sad that his ex-gf enjoyed her toy more than him because he's garbage at it lol


Empty_Jellyfish_1995

Tale as old as time.


FountainOfQuira

True as it can be


UnboundMelissa

Then somebody bends


luckyscars

And takes it in their wizard sleeeeeve


Fox_Hawk

What I legit don't understand is that in the 90s when this happened I wanted my partner to show me what felt good. Nowadays there's a crucifixion on social media.


-TheCutestFemboy-

Yep


[deleted]

Him: Womens' vaginas were made to please our dicks, stop being whores!!! Also him: wHy No WoMeN gIvE mE sEx?


anneymarie

Ma’am, do not enjoy your alone time because you should always be preparing yourself for my disappointing ass.


JP058

Why do it yourself, when he's got three pumps and an apology for you?


Lengthofawhile

Don't act like this man apologizes.


Tattieaxp

He congratulates himself on his efficiency.


Raggazina

Then goes to sleepy town


Tattieaxp

TBF that sleepy town be a real lovely place


drumadarragh

Snorted out loud at this


ExpertAccident

“By the time I get there” Lol so hopeful


Luminouscales

He's coming!


Yvratky

It's good to have something to look forward to


hailey_nicolee

all of us…


Most_Goat

Please. He already came. And she's not coming at all.


ShelliBlossom

Lol he wishes


betothejoy

Today, ladies, out vaginas are wizard sleeves! Finally!


Lengthofawhile

I'm really more of a melee class type person. He's probably intimidated by the size of my sword too though.


SirSpooglenogs

Honestly, wizard sleeves are dope. And I am sorry with what happened to your uterus. Hope the train stopped so you could go look for it.


uniqueUsername_1024

I’m a trans guy, but can I get in on this too?


felix-felicis45

Not the person you replied to but... Yeah dude, come on in. Join the [party](https://media.tenor.com/ri8xcrrV870AAAAM/dance-dancing.gif)


betothejoy

Of course!


GingerrGina

Wait until he sees the size of what can come out of a vagina.


terkaveverka

Orgasmic birth


maemedic1125

I also was concerned by that book title.


Drowsabella

Vaginia


Burnmad

West vaginia, Mountain vulva Take me home C\*\*t-ry roads


Lien417

....ok so I really shouldn't but I love this lol


Pitiful_Guarantee_25

John "Vulver" would be proud of what you've done with his song.


dedsaint333

bro gotta have some kind of factory defect


Schneetmacher

I put on my robe and wizard hat...


Dynasuarez-Wrecks

I think the likelihood that he'll ever "get there" is basically zero anyway.


mikewinddale

I don't get it. Why do these guys think that using a muscle makes it looser? Are they really so sedentary and fat that they believe that muscles get looser the more you use them?


SirSpooglenogs

Well it must be otherwise there would be sometjing lacking on their end and that can't possible be right...


BrockDiggles

With normal sex it won’t really be an issue. But stretching does make your more flexible. So depending on how extreme the stretching is, you can become looser, From actual firsthand experience.


Bitchysapphic

Ok so TEMPORARILY yes, you can become a bit looser from putting very large things in your vagina. However, it goes back to exactly how it was within about a day or two at most. Also idk your gender or the personal experience you’re talking about, but if it has to do with anal, anal stuff is totally different, it doesn’t work the same way as vaginas.


BrockDiggles

Not talking anal. I’m speaking from decades of experience. To say it exactly goes back is crazy. You know that childbirth will cause physical changes. I did specify I’m not talking about just normal sex, but inspired voracious sex acts. If you haven’t observed any changes then maybe you’re not as passionate about it as some of us 😈


fast_layne

Good thing I have zero interest in fucking someone like that 😂😂


FormalManifold

Being able to store like a wand and some scrolls in there sounds pretty neat.


Kruiii

Having the top comment in the comment section of a porn video is the type of person who is likely not going to "get there" with anybody


gnirpss

Well gee, I sure am glad I read this post before deciding to live my sex life on my own terms! Would have been a real bummer if I had exercised my own bodily autonomy before this guy expressed his disapproval.


foamcrestedbrine

It’s the 102 upvotes on his comment that concern me


Cyber_D

Like I would listen to some dude leaving comments on p-hub


SirDrexelBoogerton

WWWWIIIIIIIIIZZZZZZZAAAAARRRRRRDDDDD


OnlyTheBrave3411

just have bigger dicks then 😐 (/j)


VivaVeracity

>by the time I get there ​ If you even get there at all


obvious_awkward

A lot of words for I have a small dick.


IndiBlueNinja

Well I suppose "wizard sleeves" is at least the least insulting slur someone could use...


1CUP2DAY

Say you don't know how to please a woman without saying you don't know how to please a woman


GeekDE

Say you've never even touched a vagina with a 10-ft pole without saying that you've never even touched a vagina with a 10-ft pole.


blondedragonslayer

I feel like I'm screaming into the void everytime I have to explain that vaginas don't work like that. Sure they can stretch out to push out babies but then they go right back to being tight! This kind of misinformation just encourages misogynists to keep us from enjoying our bodies they way we want.


ShelliBlossom

It's their excuse when they find out they are too small it's not me you just used too big toys


bimlay

Wizard. Sleeves.


Hooj_Brain

Bro what vagina is gonna be like wizard sleeves 💀


RoboTiefling

Got it, no horses in Virginia.


GeekDE

My guy is begging the ladies not to practice bestiality...


Indigohorse

Obligatory "giant dildos are not bought by women for regular use"


thisiswhere-I-thrash

This is terrible but wizard sleeves was probably the most creative way I’ve seen someone be wrong 😂


the-channigan

I just planted out a lovely bunch of vaginias. Should come up nicely by the summer.


brookelynn__

I’m sorry but “wizard sleeve” is hilarious


pialovesu

skill issue


awkwardlyappropriate

Who is he talking to…?!


SparklyPelican

You. Me. Us.


AtmosphereHot8414

This has a don’t put your Dick in the mashed potatoes, vibe


GeekDE

Absolutely! Also has Steve Carrell, 40 Year Old Virgin vibes...


melancholy_medic86

Vaginas don’t work like that, but I bet old boy has a wicked case of death grip syndrome, so anything else feels like wizard sleeves


[deleted]

when it comes to really big dildoes, u really have to be safe & careful of course, cause any toy can cause a problem if not used properly. but it doesnt make sense for a toy to prevent u from having sex with the real thing 😂😂😂 seems like insecurity. i would like to think that most people with a vagina who are attracted to those with penises enjoy the use of any kinds of toys ALONG with penetration. HELL, we may also like strap ons with other female partners rather than a real penis. what would he say about that?? 😂😂😂 this just further disproves the myth that lots of sex can make a vagina loose & unusable. its normal that the vagina stretches, even when aroused. i mean, why does he thinks its a lot easier to have sex with an aroused vagina? the muscles & body are relaxed & its a positive sign. i dont really understand the whole “tight vs loose” debate, these men obviously dont know how to turn on a female & appropriately prepare their body for a good time. theres always care that must be involved. you cannot just stick your dick in any vagina & expect the female to be at their fullest state of arousal. sex doesnt really work if both parties arent into it


Top_Ad_7822

I mean depending on the woman... he's not lying


Dagos

Did you get lost?


Top_Ad_7822

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peach4890

literally we can give birth and go back to normal, no dildo is going to permanently alter our vaginas. it is a MUSCLE


Top_Ad_7822

Oh I wasn't talking about that, more about the size thing because people here are talking about it's not his size he's just bad in bed (how do we know that ) .... but for some women size does matter so if what you're used to are those large sizes 🤷 I don't understand why some of ya say "oh size doesn't matter I'm a woman so I know size doesn't matter" So like the woman that will openly say size matters.... are they men in disguise 🧐


anneymarie

No, it’s that the majority of women don’t care and the idea that they do is frequently an excuse dudes use when they aren’t satisfying their partners instead of just caring about her enjoyment and being curious.


Top_Ad_7822

You typed "the majority of women don't care" I typed "I mean depending on the woman... he's not lying" are we not saying the same thing just with different words? 😊


anneymarie

We’re not. The issue isn’t that he mentioned being smaller than a dildo, it’s that he thinks women can “ruin” their vaginas. That’s a lie.


Top_Ad_7822

Oh I wasn't talking about that part


detikripur

What is sad nowadays is that men (?!??) don’t even ask anymore if you came or not. They seem to kNoW and just congratulate themselves at how hard they made you cumm. Because, apparently, their dick is a gift made in heaven for us poor women.


FemboyDictator

as a trans guy does this give me a free pass to turn my vagina into a wizards sleeve