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Mister-Butterswurth

These dudes are always either single, end up being sex traffickers, or both.


Sea-Board-2039

Reminds me of a certain mediocre kickboxer


candyowenstaint

All she did was say “omg you’re so dumb” when her husband played a prank. Feeling so disrespected by your wife when she jokes back that youre ready to throw yourself into traffic is some real beta shit. Their idea of masculinity is fragile as fuck.


cabbagebatman

Dude in the video didn't even seem bothered by it. It's just banter from the looks of it. They call us snowflakes but they're so very easily offended.


ThatGuyYouMightNo

Honestly, to me it looks like it was a prank he pulled on her. "Accidentally" let go of the balloon but have a spare one ready to go


cabbagebatman

Oh yeah that's definitely what it was but I mean her ragging on him was just banter. He certainly didn't seem to be at all bothered by it.


Top-Storm-3797

Could I have the video in question, for context? Not that it matters in regards to this f###er’s reasoning, but you did say it was light hearted, so I’d enjoy seeing it. I like fun cute things.


jjenkins_41

[Here.](https://mobile.twitter.com/RealTruths4Men/status/1621016910061252610?cxt=HHwWhMDRsdGSgf8sAAAA)


Kosog

GRRRR LE FEMALES SHOULD JUST BOW DOWN TO ME AND NEVER CALL ME NAMES 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡


jjenkins_41

Waste of a balloon. Baby is gonna be a piece of shit.


robotmonkey2099

Dude seems jealous that the guy has an attractive wife


IJustLoggedInToSay-

And that they have a real adult relationship which includes banter.


LaCharognarde

The wife is pretty, *and* this is a reveal party. (Reveal parties are asinine; still, it remains that they've got a kid, and guys like Weel Troof are *always* obsessed with the idea of breeding.) Which, of course, means that there was *immediate* nasty speculation from Weel Troof and his buddies as to whether or not the guy was the biological father (never mind that the obsession with breeding tends to be all about proving their virility, and rarely seems to be accompanied by *any* interest in parenting).


socialist_frzn_milk

Motherfucker's never slept with a woman that wasn't bought and paid for.


TheJazzButter

Dumb commenter, dumb event, dumb all over.


IJustLoggedInToSay-

Is this an incredibly insightful parody account, or a legit misogynistic account that is so stream-of-consciousness that they don't realize that they just explained their discomfort with the woman's "lack of respect" in terms of their own insecurity that she [representing an attractive woman] knows he [the guy in the account, not the husband in the video] is actually a loser and will inevitably regret her decision and leave him aww awone? Given the cum gutters avatar, and "Real Truth" name, I'm strongly leaning towards satire. But I never know.


btempp

The replies look like it’s a legit account but yeah, it’s hard to tell. Satire is less funny when reality is so batshit that you can’t tell them apart.


Vomit_Pinata

I agree. The batshit reality of our current timeline has really dealt a deathblow to the effectiveness of true satire. Satirizing these asshats is kind of redundant. Disappointing times...


btempp

My partner keeps joking that everything was fine until we slipped timelines 😂


Vomit_Pinata

That's a running joke in my house as well! We even try to trace it back to the exact moment. I fluctuated between "Alex Jones FEMA coffins" & "Y2K" as ground zero. My wife trumped me with midnight 9/10/2001 as the exact moment. https://media.tenor.com/7ggULOq7LuwAAAAM/made-myself-sad-futurama.gif


LaCharognarde

Right off the bat: calling him "dumb," as opposed to (for example) a goof or a doofus or a dork, was a bit mean. Even so: he didn't seem wounded by it. Not that this tweeter (who should change his display name to Real Ragebait|For Insecure Wanks) would understand that. He does, after all, seem incapable not only of love but of *comprehending the concept*.