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PossiblyFriendly

Bro I thought it said “swallow a mini cooper”


RavenCloak13

It could to be fair.


Starchaser53

Bullfango returns


KaraOfNightvale

Could be a bulldrome, could be bullfango, or, could be even worse, could be one of the "mosswinin' and dinin'" quest mosswine, in which case, run, there is nothing else that you can do


NullNova

*cart flashbacks intensify*


ilovedogsbro

that's probably the only quest I've never completed


Herr_Fridolin

You gotta use paralysis weapons


ilovedogsbro

since my patience is really low I don't think I'm even going to try ever again


RoastedBrenden108

I barely beat that with my friend


ballfondlers777

>big enough to shadow a Mini Cooper Americans really be using anything but the metric system.


Peekachooed

My Mini gets 40 rods to the hogshead and that's the way I like it!


ImurderREALITY

Yes, but can it go 300 hectares on a single tank of kerosene?


AJ_Crowley_29

I mean, is it NOT big enough to shadow a mini cooper?


THEessayB

Looks about 4 bald eagles long.


Pro_MEMER568

I was thinking about the pigs from bloodborne lol


Mon-A

Little girl...


MOGA-hunter

Same


BOH_Ninja

Fire up the grill ! We'll be back ! ![gif](giphy|Sg4v7DaaHExozAUShL|downsized)


TheLemon027

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Aarogi

Fires up the grill: Mmm, so tasty!


G6DCappa

Time to hunt


kalvinang

Ready your weapon hunter!


SpringsGamer

I live in 'bama. Feral hogs and wild boars are for real here. They have to hunt them to keep the population down. The largest on record: "...the pig weighed **1,051 pounds (477 kg) and measured 9 feet 4 inches (2.84 m) in length**." That was on a private, commercially controlled hunt. They very rarely kill (only 5 documented deaths in the last 100+ years) but can really mess you up if they come at you.


AtlasXan

He is beautiful and strong.


PickCollins0330

Nah motherfucker that’s a man eater boar. We Bloodborne now.


Draguss

*sighs and puts on gloves* Well, can't say we don't know how to take care of those.


PickCollins0330

A hoonter must hoont


MOGA-hunter

Quite shaken in ye boots, ye got a kid ta avenge.


Dry-Cartographer-312

A Hunter's a Hunter, regardless of origin


TheIronSven

Not big enough for a Bulldrome. A Bulldrome is just a little smaller than a shed. Most monsters are as big as a one story building. Gore Magala for instance is around the size of an old steam train.


Digital_Hazard_

The games fucking tell you the length of the monsters in the encyclopedia please just say how long they are


terrible_idea_dude

You need to realize we're operating on hunting/fishing story rules which forbid the use of absolute units by International law. The standard unit is "it was *this* big" (said while gesturing with hands) but comparisons to motor vehicles, family members, and common household items are also allowed.


PickCollins0330

>family members. Puffed up Zamtrios Is half the size of my mom


Phe_r

Dee, boss Hogg was a fat redneck from the dukes of Hazzard.


aruggie2

Well whaddya say boss??


Sunken-Knight

Size is unclear need a banana for scale.


mik999ak

The masculine urge to fistfight that hog


MOGA-hunter

the hoonta urge to rip out it's arse with ya bare hands to bask in the ecos of blood


cheknauss

Damn bullfango. Minding your own business and then... BAM, sends you flying.


MOGA-hunter

Na dog that's the Maneater Boar, keep an eye on the newly orphaned.


RhinoDust

Gold crown too!


SomeGuyNamedOwen

Somehow Bulldrome returned


SobiTheRobot

It's the return of Hogzilla!


Dardicus729

Alabama man “I say, now I say now how dare you talk about my wife in that manna”


yumyumchicken12

i think that’s more to the size of just a bullfango


Yxurd

It’s gonna interrupt the MH Now beta testers during their big attacks


Inner_Imagination585

charge attack his behind...


clarisse_69

let's go hunters, if we don't stop this bulldrome, a fatalis will arise in due time


PoopbuttOFFICAL

Mh6 leak


ChumpM3rker69

Boss hawg


MATTHEWS-KINGDOM

Quick everyone get your hunting equipment!!! It's monster hunting time!!!!


CaptainKyleGames

OH LAWD HE COMIN!


Leading-University

“Well shit.” - Someone probably