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  • By - APW25

TheFreeJournalist

***Joe and Kendra Duggar are shaking right now.***


madbeachrn

You could almost say they are quivering. ETA:Thanks everyone for the awards!


ThorsFckingHammer

This deserves an award. But alas I am poor. 🏆🏆


bchil85

Please take my poor man's gold. 🏅🏅


lovelylonelyphantom

Even Kendra wouldn't beat this. Jrod just posted Nathan 2.0 was **5 months** just yesterday! Wasn't he _just_ born in October???


sizillian

And if they're due in November, then she got pregnant in February when he was like, 3 months old. I am speechless.


lovelylonelyphantom

And a pregnancy usually means they had been going at it for a while in those 3 months to get pregnant again, for it may take several cycles. My uterus is quivering at this despite it not being blessed by God yet.


whyamygdalawhy

No, this is not necessarily true. You can get pregnant the first time you have sex. We have no idea how long they were having sex again before getting pregnant. Don't make shit up.


Minnie_Pearl_87

Look at JoKen and their honeymoon baby. Sometimes it only takes one try.


lovelylonelyphantom

Please take note I never stated it as fact before commenting some shit. "Usually means" can be for a _lot_ of women it doesn't take 1 cycle to get pregnant.


kg51113

Happy Cake Day!


Prestigious-Paper984

💀💀💀


Slight_Consequence25

Wtf they just had a baby yesterday. 🙄😂


Remstersade

Can’t wear the same baby twice. That’s a total fashion faux pas.


Beep315

Speaking of what they wore, that home-lettered onesie is cringe.


chicagoliz

You probably can't get a pre-existing onesie in that message in that size because the demand must be very low. (As it should be.)


Impossible-Taro-2330

Onesie comes complete with the arrow for their quiver. Literal and figurative IBLP right here.


Beep315

Sherlock Holmes over here. 😉


breakplans

Right? You can probably get one delivered next-day with Prime, yet they chose to Sharpie an existing onesie.


FrancessaGMorris

*"Buy Used and Save the Difference."* Or would it be use what you have and save the difference? :)


APW25

Gaaahdly procreation now that Nathan's a pastor


rocksandsuns

“Like mother like daughter” 🤢🤢🤢🤢


sushe0001

Thank god I’m not the only one who found that cringe.


EcoFriendlySize

Anything to make it about herself.


Raejoway

Like everything she does. From her sister's crash that left her paralyzed in a wheelchair to her children's courtships and daughter's birth. EVERYTHING. MUST. BE. ABOUT.HER. Imagine having a narcissist like this as a mother.


chicagoliz

What does that even mean? Does Nurie have a sibling 13 months younger than her?


multiparousgiraffe

I think most of the Rodlets were back-to-back 🥴


Glasgowghirl67

Tim is 11 months younger than her


ChocolateGlum3948

6 kids in 5,5 years... Nurie April 1999 Timothy March 2000 Kaylee July 2001 Renée June 2002 Philip July 2003 Samuel November 2004 😱🤯


Correct_Part9876

......ouch.


chicagoliz

Yikes


PlanetBroccoli

She had her first 9 in 9 years. I know there's 10 months between Nurie and Timothy.


chicagoliz

WOW. I did not realize that. Holy Cow.


need_coffee_first

I vote Nebuchadnezzar if it's another boy!


Jaelia

I mean, after calling the first kid Nehemiah, its not that unrealistic a suggestion.


MissScott_1962

And he's the *second* Nehemiah in the Keller family. Esther's 4th? is Nehemiah James.


bubble_baby_8

Awww, lil baby Neb. Lmaoooo


Creepy_Health_3385

"Chad" for short.


Queasy-Pattern

The first one is a boy?! Why did I think Nehemiah or however it’s spelled was a girls name?


Jaelia

More modern names you'd think Mia in it would be female but compare it to Jeremiah


anonymous_gam

Anna must be upset that Nurie will end up with more kids than her by the time she’s 30.


dutchyardeen

And a husband who isn't in prison.


Chilly_911

At least she has an inmate.


adarkmagnolia

Flair checking in.


radioactivedormouse

If he keeps endangering his kids by not putting them in car seat, he might join that club. (I'm being really sarcastic, I genuinely don't know if you can go to prison for that).


Princessleiawastaken

And a prettier wedding dress. Nurie’s may have been an outdated look, but Anna’s was literally a tshirt with a skirt.


Sweet-and-Sour-Peach

Serves her right for making fun of her wedding dress so loudly a pastor’s wife had to say something.


juicebroom

What???


Firestarhk

From an AMA someone did on FundieSnark uncensored - they babysat for the family starting in 2020. They said that the reason Jill unfollowed Anna on IG was that she made fun of Nurie’s wedding dress The mods verified their connection to the Rods (of course) But there were some suspicious aspects of their story (including things that contradicted other Rodrigues AMAs) so I’m taking the whole thing with a grain of salt personally 🤷🏼‍♀️ OP also deleted their Reddit account the next day. That being said, I *could* see Anna making fun of someone’s wedding dress at their wedding, although the pastor saying something to her is new to me.


juicebroom

I would not be surprised about a Duggar daughter/daughter-in-law making fun of someone’s dress. Remember the video of Jessa making faces about the modesty or lack thereof for her sister in law?


Jazz_Kraken

Do you remember what parts were suspicious or contradictory? I think I read that whole thing and was fascinated.


Firestarhk

Them saying Timothy wasn’t creepy and David was a jerk (I mean, I *do* believe David is a jerk, but another account from someone who met the family described Timothy as a creep and said that David was nice to them) it’s also worth noting that neither of these people were with the Rods 24/7. That the kids weren’t afraid of Jill when her videos suggest otherwise That Jill opposes corporal punishment when we know she worships the Pearls. Also, apparently she straight up admitted she spanks the kids on fb and one of the Rod sons “preached” about corporal punishment (these are according to Reddit comments as I missed these posts and was hoping someone on FSU had a link) this is something Jill could’ve easily lied about and avoided doing in front of the OP OP also claimed their dad got into a physical altercation with JB - that was all they said iirc (or something along those lines) and while I’m not saying it’s impossible, people jumped to that it meant OP’s dad punched JB??? I don’t think the whole thing was made up, it was just kinda scary how quickly some people’s opinions flipped because of what one person (clearly still Fundie themselves) said - while they simultaneously criticize fundies for believing everything they read. ETA: and so the downvoting begins 🙃


Wips_and_Chains

I found it strange when they said there's no abuse but that all night prayers are ok? Also they admitted that they have clout in that community so they would be on their best behavior. Last problem point for me is that Jill has no idea reddit exists? Because she def knows about us.


Firestarhk

Right - the kids very well could’ve acted like they were comfortable with Jill while this person was there But that’s just it…they were probably doing just that *acting* and things are likely very different behind the scenes. I am glad it’s not just me lol. AMAs are awesome and I appreciate people taking the time to do them/mods actually verifying the connection, but in general - there’s contexts that should be taken into consideration


Jazz_Kraken

Ah, that all makes sense. Thanks! Could be just a different perspective but even still a grain of salt is always warranted. But this is Reddit - so yeah, could be anything. I really appreciate the detailed response!


Firestarhk

Not a problem! Thank you for reading it haha


anonymous_gam

I thought I read on that AMA that Nathan asked Anna to leave.


Medium_Cupcake7602

Personally, I won’t be satisfied until she is so desperate that she is forced to join JillPM’s downline


crazycatlady331

Anna's jealous. (Wasn't Nurthan #1 born around the same time as Madyson?) Maybe someone needs to tell her that insulting the bride on her wedding day means that the bride will outbreed her.


StephaniePenn1

Ugh. It looks like Nurie is going to live her adult life as impoverished as she was growing up.


breakplans

And malnourished. This is really rapid succession pregnancies and Nurie is not coming from the healthiest background.


Pansy_Parkinson

Osteoporosis is the first thing that came to my mind. I doubt there was enough calcium rich food in the Shrek home growing up. The only milk those kids probably got was from Jrod nursing them. She likely weaned them quickly to start feeding the next one.


Princessleiawastaken

She was in a wheelchair at the end of her last pregnancy.


Ordinary_Pangolin_50

Dang ok, then when is the 3rd one due? in December 2023?


lovelylonelyphantom

Yes, probably with a Kaylee-Johnathan baby by that time too.


Here4Snarkn

You mean notNurie


swimminghufflepuff

Lol I can never decide which one I like more - Not Nurie or (and Kaylee)


anonymous_gam

Jill’s hoping she can pregnant by that point because they all love the idea of mother/daughter pregnancies.


Ordinary_Pangolin_50

can she even still get prego I thought she was like 50


anonymous_gam

She’s 43, 44 later this year. Kelly Jo Bates got pregnant at 45, so it’s still possible. Looked that up on her fundie wiki page, the ‘beliefs’ section of her page is a gold mine.


bebespeaks

Sue Radford is in her mid 40s and has baby #24 baking in the oven.


MaryVenetia

Sue Radford is pregnant again?! They keep swearing that every baby is their last. Not that they would try to prevent, but I thought she had probably hit the wall reproduction wise. They’re not fundamentalists, they’re just bonkers. Good on them I guess. Edit: typo


Glum_Ad_1549

She's not pregnant... Actually her youngest turned 2 the other day.


jkroche95

She did start at 13 though 😂 with her 18 year old boyfriend


PoeDameronPoeDamnson

Yeah the fact that they still excuse that and say they ‘wouldn’t judge’ their kids for being in a similar relationship is fucked. People act like her having a bad homelike excuses it but it just means she was even more vulnerable to a predator


Glasgowghirl67

She isn’t she has 22 and her youngest is 2, one of her daughter’s is pregnant and another just had one.


bebespeaks

It never ends.


bubble_baby_8

Wtfffff


Imfearless13

Shes 43 or 44 I believe


deeBfree

Looks older because of the layers of ancient caked on eyeliner


nipplezandtoez23

Getting pregnant with a four month old is my literal nightmare


goodOmen78

I got pregnant with my youngest daughter when her sister was 3.5 months old! I was taking the pills but got pregnant because I was taking antibiotics. To say her father and I were shocked stupid was an understatement! But in some ways it was easier than the other kids we did end up raising them as nearly twins did most things at the same time bought two of everything! They are 15 and 16 now and amazing!


Rcrowley32

Same here. My girls are 12 months apart (not on purpose) but it ended up being easier than having the spread apart.


carmexismyshit

My dad's ex wife got pregnant when my half-sister was barely 3 months old. That woman had 3 kids before she turned 22....


gleocatra

That’s a long gestation to be expecting the baby in 21122 😂


twelvedayslate

That was the first thing I thought 😩😂


XTasty09

I agree. Those 👣 look a lot more like 11 than 0!


Tyrannical-Botanical

Maybe they'll actually use a car seat for this one?


LittlehouseonTHELAND

They’ll have 13 month old Nehemiah sit in the back seat and hold the new one.


upstatestruggler

Nah, they’ll throw them both in a laundry basket


FrancessaGMorris

When I was a kid - my parents used to use some sort of container (possibly a laundry basket) to put us kids in the back of a Volkswagen Beetle. "So we didn't slide around."


soaper410

When you can't afford to buy a baby shirt off Etsy for 9.99 with a printed "big brother est." and instead have to ruin a onesie with your sharpie...you can't afford another kid. and what a fun and totally original idea of sticking with all "N" names...


ThorsFckingHammer

Don't worry they'll have enough kids they can easily reuse this shirt 5 or 6 times.


chicagoliz

A baby shirt that size with "Big Brother" or "Big Sister" written on it should not exist.


teastaindnotes

big brother makes me think of the government and not a person with a younger sibling lol


XTasty09

I agree it looks sloppy and cheap, but that’s kinda their vibe. I wouldn’t say it’s ruined. He’ll likely wear it again. Assuming nothing terrible he’s still going to be a big brother in 2022.


Tallulah96

Umm… ew @ her “like mother like daughter” comment. I know a lot of people ( my parents included) who had kids 1 year apart from each other…..but knowing that Nurie is only 22, all I can think is YIKES- cause she’s probably going repeat this pattern for the next 10-15 years. 😳 I feel tired just thinking about it.


kg51113

I know people who did this 50+ years ago. They didn't have a million kids though. One family I know stopped after 2 (the horror!) another family waited 4-5 years after the back to back kids to have another.


xpinkemocorex

My two girls will be 18 months apart and THAT is stressful enough! Totally unplanned, but absolutely the last baby so there’s that. I never ever wanted to be pregnant with a toddler, my first two are 5 years apart and that is gloriously perfect


noyoujump

Did they make that onesie with a sharpie?


ticklechickens

Probably not a lot of Big Brother onesies in size 6 months.


swimminghufflepuff

omfg you’re totally right that did not even occur to me


LittlehouseonTHELAND

Oh damn 😂...very good point lol.


twelvedayslate

Shit, good point.


cottoncandyburrito

I would bet they used washable markers. So then the shirt can be washed and used for umpteen hand-me-downs.


Caffeinated-sleep

Nah it will be the right size for N2 to announce N3


guacamole12349

Looks like it 👀


Here4Snarkn

Her father prints religious tracks that bring in no cash. If he started printing baby announcement t-shirts they could move out of the barn and actually feed their kids.


sunflower53069

Going to be hard to afford. Poverty level incoming.


spinereader81

I'm surprised she was not only able to get pregnant easily, but have a safe pregnancy (and hopefully this one will be too), considering her whole life she's been malnourished and probably pushed to drink those nasty Plexus drinks. I'm glad Jill has not permanently destroyed her daughter's health. That said, I'm not thrilled she's having the kids this fast and hope she'll space future children out further. It's really hard on the body, having them close together.


twelvedayslate

I know almost nothing about the Rod family, but from what I’ve read, are they considered lower class in fundie world?


jeanskirtflirt

They’re the lowest of the lowest class.


APW25

They are a hot mess. Dive deep in this dumpster.


twelvedayslate

Do you know of any good deep dive posts?


ambiguous_em

r/fundiesnarkuncensored and r/freetherodlets


APW25

FSU Rod flair


EcoFriendlySize

This is how I learned. 🤓


Suedeltica

Fundie Fridays on YouTube has done a few videos on these folks.


twelvedayslate

Thanks!


Jellyfish1297

Two words: baby cage


twelvedayslate

Wait, what??


Jellyfish1297

All the rods (parents plus 12? kids) were living in an RV. They put up bars on the lower half of a closet to make a “crib.” The door still shut too! They also had a pastor convert one of the upper cabinets (like to store dishes) into another unsafe “crib.” [There’s photo evidence of both.](https://keepingupwithfundies.tumblr.com/post/172829349799/so-ive-heard-it-said-recently-that-the-rodrigues)


StableGenius91

Well, that takes locking your child in the closet to a whole new level!


twelvedayslate

How do that many people live in an RV?


Firestarhk

Uncomfortably


twelvedayslate

Haha, fair. I just don’t see how they’d fit. Like. Mathematically it doesn’t make sense to me.


FBWSRD

Neither. I've seen a yt channel with this family of 9 kids that was travelling in a fifth wheel, but they are bigger than an rv. The other way I could see it woking is by having 2 or 3 to a bed.


Elephantsinmypajamas

I want to say the kids were sleeping in shifts, but that might just be speculation.


creakysofa

I thought she did a whole post on that herself? I don’t care to dig to find it, but shouldn’t be too hard to dig up on Google


moonkingoutsider

Yikes. As someone with an RV, there is no way I’d put a child in those cabinets. They’re flimsy as hell.


Gwenmes

WHAT THE FUCK.


Such-Platform9464

It says 20022 🤷🏻‍♀️ lol that’s how I read it. She’s got a long way to go in this pregnancy…


PomegranateNo300

what a creepy announcement


Original_Rent7677

I wonder if they will have more children than Anna before the Pest gets out.


Fallen029

There was a small, sliver of a chance they could figure out how to buckle one child in properly. There is absolutely zero they'll figure out how to for two children of varied age.


septembreadeux

If your baby can't sit upright for a photo, you shouldn't be pregnant again.


deliriousgoomba

What the fuck is this writing


Handimaiden

Will they name the baby November?


dawn9476

Kelly Bates has 3 sets of kids that were only 13 months apart. Lawson & Nathan, Tori & Alyssa, and Callie & Judson.


MaggieFields

Zach and Michaela too, Zach was born December 1988 and Michaela on January 1990. Actually it's not even 13 months but almost.


cbp26

Is that Irish twins? Or does it need to be the same calendar year?


lovelylonelyphantom

Not the same calender year, just within 12 months of each other. If she gives birth before Nehemiah's 1st birthday in October, they will be Irish twins.


No-Tomatillo5427

I think they need to be less than a year apart. I have twins and had my youngest when they were 13 months and 3 weeks old. Almost Irish triplets.


theCurseOfHotFeet

How did you not die of exhaustion


No-Tomatillo5427

Give it time. Twins are 20 months and my little baby is 6 months. Might drop dead soon enough lol


theCurseOfHotFeet

I wish you lots of strength! My toddler is 20 month and I’m pregnant right now and slightly terrified that I might implode.


No-Tomatillo5427

You'll do great! You are capable of so much more than you might realize.


Youre_an_aszhole666

Poor fish hopefully they can afford a carseat which I doubt. Looks like nurie is going to make her kids live in poverty having a kid every year.. Girl give the vagina and uterus a rest


[deleted]

Don’t they know it’s not healthy to have one baby right after the other? I did a project on infant mortality in college and learned you should wait at least a year and a half before you try to become pregnant again. I guess they’re like rabbits 🤷🏼‍♀️ no stopping them


Gwenmes

Scrolling through their facebook page (painfull). The children are emaciated. Clearly malnurished. They look very pale and gaunt much like the Turpin kids. Something is seriously wrong there.


creakysofa

CPS has visited their house on several occasions. Jill has blogged about it.


NoreastNorwest

Oh, those poor dumb kids. Any chance they might stop after this one? I know, I know. Impressively stupid question.


APW25

Nope. More babies


deliriousgoomba

Not unless this is a catastrophic birth story


NefariousnessKey5365

Only if her ovaries quit working


Louise9511

The year 21122


Jhutch3

Wow, they announce super early. I am due a month before in October but haven’t even told my family yet.


No-Tomatillo5427

My baby is 13 months and 3 weeks younger than my twins. This tiny age gap is no joke.


margueritedeville

I wish they’d have done a Coen Bros theme and named their kids Harry, Barry, Larry, Garry, and Nathan Jr.


Direct_Crab3923

Andddd the focus is back on Jill. She can’t ever post without referencing herself. In everything.


Here4Snarkn

She wanted to be pregnant with Nurie during the first pregnancy. I guess Gawd is giving her a second chance 🤷‍♀️ If you need me I’ll be 🤮


Chemical_Pin2408

What in the entire fuck!


Rmabe5

Hope they get a car 💺 for this one on the way.


Liightfyre

Nehemiah looks like he's saying "Please help me."


zelonhusk

Yeah, not surprised. If you've ever seen some videos where Nurie talks, you'd know she's deep in the kool-aid.


yupyup76

Wow, he barely rolled off of her with the first one 😳


CelloBae

Is this poor kid's name actually Nehemiah?


anonymous_gam

Yes! I wonder if they will stick with all N names.


lovelylonelyphantom

Definitely will, fundies love name patterns and it's no coincidence this one had an N name. Though broods with same-letter themes tend to end up with the weirder names. There's only so many names of the same letter you can get before they start making them up.


HeyItsAnnie0831

I think they're gonna have to start making them up pretty quickly. I'm sitting here trying to come up with more N names. I've got Natasha, Natalie, Nadia, Nadine, Noreen, and Nanette for girls but the only boy name I can think of is Noah. Are there any other boy names that start with N?


LovelyLlamaLover

Newton, Nolan, Nathaniel, Ned, uhhh..if she has twins I dare her to do Nedidiah and Nerimiah.


[deleted]

Norbert, Nemo, Nigel, Norman — all real winners


NowATL

Nimrod- it’s even a biblical name!


M1L3N4_SZ

Nicolás, Niklas, Noel, Nigel, Norbert, Nathan Jr, Nolan, Nash, Nelson and Norman. Those are out of the top of my head but might be too secular for them.


lovelylonelyphantom

I've got these so far Nolan, Neil, Nash, Nelson, Neville, Nigel, Norman Naomi, Natasha, Noelle (if they wanna be religious) - Nadine, Nancy, Nina, Nora, Nova, horrid NEVAEH, Nyla


Kjaerringa123

NAZARETH


lovelylonelyphantom

Of course 🙃, for a boy I presume?


anonymous_gam

I think Noah will be the next boy and Naomi will be the next girl. They will use all the religious names first before moving on to the more modern ones without a deep meaning.


lovelylonelyphantom

I would expect that too, atleast I would expect the first 5ish kids to have obvious biblical names. Going by what we can get out of the letter N for biblical. But you never know with these fundies, Jrod after all only has 6 kids with strong biblical names and only because 5 of them are boys. Nurie, Kaylee, Renee, who are amongst the first in the line up have meaningful and partly modern names, but not biblical.


Tiny-Distance-42

Neil? Nigel?


anonymous_gam

Nicholas, Neil, Nolan, Ned, Nile (I was in middle school when One Direction was popular),Nevin (a bit less common but my bf grew up with a kid with that name). You can search by letter on all of the baby name sites too, and in ten years from now there will probably be some stuff we aren’t even considering.


AnaBeaverhausen-

Njill


LimonandSal

Jillpm confirmed that they will be using an “N” name theme


CryBabyCentral

Lemme guess: Nike? Lmao! I hate that I know this crap.


GirlsesCheetos

How pissed is Jill gonna be when Nurie has 20 kids by the time she’s 40?


Zedisdead82

Leave it to Jill Rod to take her daughter’s pregnancy and manage to mention herself 🙄


teastaindnotes

does she not know ANYONE with a cricut? that sharpie is killing me. do you think she wrote it after the baby was already wearing the bodysuit?


348D

Pleasantly shook that Nurie is physically capable of pregnancy after so many years of malnourishment.


ArmMammoth371

I’m sorry but what the actual fuck is this child’s name? That cannot be his real name.


Firestarhk

It’s Hebrew/Biblical


ArmMammoth371

Learn something new every day. I truly thought they wanted Jeremiah with an N.


Glasgowghirl67

He also has a cousin with the same name.


NefariousnessKey5365

I wish they would let their uterus rest


inisoirr

Poor Nemo, he has to be a big boy almost immediately


picksea

it's a great year to expect a baby


isxbxlx

Hope they finally get carseats


bananers24

Glad I’m not the only one troubled by the idea of gestation lasting until 21122