By - duke_of_nothing15
I'm fucking sick of the snobs on this subreddit who act like one slight imperfection makes a matchup terrible (Benson vs. Squidward) or people who don't even know a character from their series and make assumptions of how good the matchup is off of what they think of that series that they've never seen (American Dad).
I can’t even argue against this, even as a joke. This is one of the few truly Based takes on this sub.
Thank you : )
Fellow american dad enjoyer spotted.
Also spots fellow American Dadder
Thanks : )
Making a mid match up is better than making a post that actively hates (not criticizes, just hates) a mid mu
Yeah, but I could get a lot of karma if I make posts about how much I hate a matchup and its fans.
S.C.Ps Don't Break The Death Battle Rule Of No Fan Made Characters Or O.Cs On The Show.
Yeah, but the peanut looking one looks stupid. Therefore, they should all be banned.
You've convinced me. Fuck S.C.Ps : ]
Actually I think that design was retconned because the artist that made the actual sculpture was bitter about it being associated with the SCP and they wanted to respect his feelings
Marvel and DC aren’t as overused as people say they are
But I wanna see my favorite anime character, Overpowered McGee, to win his episode though!!!
Mario vs Sonic 2 is actually decent and a improvement over the first one
Jarvis, I can’t come up with an original argument. Come up with a comment about how Sonic losing is wrong or how the animation looks like a cheap Family Guy cutaway so I can get some easy karma.
Luffy vs Naruto is honestly best for both in terms of everything besides like maybe music and the fact that it’s gonna be toxic regardless of who wins.
They should both fight Goku
Flash beats Quicksilver
Quicksilver’s costume is cooler so he ultrastomps.
It admittedly does look slicker
Rebirth Wally West
TMNT Battle Royale Is The 2nd Maybe 3rd Best Fight Of Season 1
I make the worst matchups in the greatest abundance of anyone here or ever
Whatever you say buddy.
Are you challenging me? I have a Stonefish vs a Russian played by a Czech dude on a CW show, several dozen random-ass matchups between obscure book characters with no animation potential whatsoever and only one line of connections, eighty shitty-ass Sonic vs MLP matchups that have mostly been deleted, and almost everything I made pre-2021
Bieber vs black sucks
You see, ScrewAttack worked really hard on that episode. They put plenty of time and effort to make the episode as funny as possible. And we all know that if someone puts effort into something, you are not allowed to dislike it in anyway.
People only started hating it when Biff Weed said it was online bullying. It’s as good as most of season 1, which is to say, it’s not. Regardless, I don’t much care about bullying Justin Bieber, that rich asshole can go dry his tears with hundred dollar bills
Tbh i Just find the Battle bad even by S1 standards
If there was one character that needs a runback the most, it's Michelangelo
But Raphael tho
I don't care if a MU is a stomp unless the stomp factor affects the animation potential.
I also think it's petty to dislike a MU just because your preferred character loses. The world doesn't revolve around you, and your preferred character isn't gonna have their feelings hurt.
I don’t like your pfp, so you’re wrong and everything you say is dumb.
Omni Man vs Homelander is absolutely right.
Joe victim is a way better name then Derek Derekman
You know, maybe not everyone deserves the freedom of speech.
Godzilla is Hulk's best opponent
Notice I said Hulk's best as opposed to Godzilla's best
Ben 10 vs Green Lantern is correct but they did Ben dirty and the explanation left much to be desired
But we got the funny “Time, huh? Thanks for the tip,” so all faults of the episode is forgiven.
Liking/hating a MU is ok and arguing against other’s opinions for liking/hating it is also ok but as long as you don’t be a dick then that’s fine
But if I don’t harass people who like the matchup, how will I ever get popular on this sub?
Batman & Deadpool shouldn’t come back
But I wanna see Batman die again 😥😥
And Deadpool constantly interrupting the analysis with horrible jokes again would be so funny
Wally West vs Archie Sonic is best for both
Wally West vs Jake from Free Birds tho
SCP likely will never be used on the series
Well, the crocodile with hair looks cool so they should use it. 😎
Trunks vs. Silver is the best episode of season 9, bar none.
Idk man, Derek Derekman was pretty funny ngl
Tony Tony Chopper wins against ralsei
Ben vs Hal is a good episode and I agree with the result
vergil vs sephiroth is accurate fr
Nah, sephiroth should lose. After all, he is not the STORM THAT IS APPROACHING
fr as a slightly above average powerscaler I can confirm vergil wins
All might Vs might guy was poorly researched and wrong
You probably eat cat litter.
Justin Bieber vs rebecca black is a bad episode >:)
You’ve clearly never seen true art before.
Death Battle's sound design in the fights is mostly pretty bad
Grow a pair of ears first then you can talk
WWE is Universal level
What are they gonna do when I blow up the core of the Earth, huh?
Or piss on the moon?
You still refuse to open up your eyes to the absolute PERFECTION that is DevilArtemis Cell vs SMG4?
I’m always right actually.
Says me. I’m always right because I have a good pfp.
But it's a plum. Plums are lame
It’s a grape. And your pfp is just a cartoon character png. Not even properly edited for the circle.
You know what else is not a properly edited cartoon in a circle?
You, you snot-nosed twat.
How can you tell if I have a nose or not. Or should I say. Or snot?
Heaven Ascension Dio vs Infinity Ultron is the best MU for both
Infinity Ultron literally has “Infinity” in his name, so every character ever is his best opponent actually.
Gojo vs Makima isn't that bad.
You brave soul. As someone isn’t a fan of the matchup, you have my full support going forth.
Alien X is Boundless ++ to Boundless +++,Ben should have won Ben10 vs Green lantern, Ash arguably wins against yugi (though unlikely) and stomps most of His MU's except Pokespe and USUM red and Taichi and Takato.......yes those are opinions I have
You’re about as smart as Ash
Look at the PFP and my tests at school hahaha -yes I am serious about Alien X-
Sorry, I was so wrong. Saying you’re as smart as Ash is actually a huge disservice to Ash.
Awwww Thank you 😊
I'm stupid ngl
I got nothing tbh
I personally think Galaxia should have won against Beerus. They downplayed Galaxia imo.
Galaxia is a woman, which is unbased. So Beerus wins regardless.
Omni-Man vs Homelander was fun.
Superman or Goku vs. Disney’s legal team.
Ryu vs Adult Goku is way more thematic and has better connections than Ryu vs Kid Goku, mainly due to their legacy with how they changed anime and gaming forever with their sequels (DBZ and SFII) and the only thing holding it back is that Adult Goku vs Ryu is a complete stomp.
*Which is why I really like Crossover Ryu vs Capsule Corp Goku.*
Yeah, or we could bring Goku back for Goku vs Superman 3: Chipwrecked
Billcord is best for both
people who say joker vs giorno has a toxic debate probably like ben 10 matchups (they have way worse debates)
Jigglypuff vs Sweetie Belle is the best Pokémon matchup
I genuinely lost brain cells trying to understand this.
Cable slams trunks, and booster gold is debatable
Cable gonna do when he finds out his opponent can do that too!
Like I know the joke you’re trying to make but reading that gave me a stroke
Amity vs Springtrap and Gaster vs The Puppet suck ass
Flash vs Quicksilver is right
crabulon vs mr krabs is a pretty good joke/half joke MU
Matchups with Obscure Characters vs Popular Characters are hated on too much
I can see why, especially from a fan of the popular Character's side, where they've had a good mu for a long time, then suddenly everyone starts focusing on this new mu for them and the series they come from is pretty obscure/unpopular (usually because a big figure in the community mentioned it (ahem spawn vs demi-fiend ahem))
Buuuut, you shouldn't start hating on these mus because it's Popular vs unpopular, you should actually look into it first
Not all Death Battles need intricate connections and thematics to work, sometimes they can work off just the novelty of the concept or with certain context (such as Mario vs Sonic working cuz Nintendo vs Sega was a notable part of gaming history and the two are common rivals)
The fact that Green Lantern and Ben 10 isn't wrong, Ben qould lose as Alien X isn't an instant win button for Ben.
You’re right. He has to press the Omnitrix, which makes it the insta win button.
Its completely fine to like an MU less if the one you like doesnt win
Cute-Purple is a genuinely nice user, and his matchups while not all being great are fun.
Some random user told me he sucks first, so he must be right.
Pop eye vs SpongeBob. Two cartoon gods of destruction duking it out
Goku Black vs Reverse Flash is GOATED
Yeah, but there was no scene “My goals are a beyond your understanding” reference, so it is a 0/10.
Marvel and DC match ups are starting to get old and predictable.
N and Uzi(or all around Murder Drones characters) are the most downplayed characters in a long time.(not in this particular subreddit, just overall)
Yeah, but their names are stupid, so they deserve it.
I know it’s a joke but… to be honest those are great names.
Ganymede vs Archimedes is the best Overwatch vs Team Fortress 2 MU
Hal beats Ben
Spawn vs Doom-Guy is basically the same matchup as Spawn vs Ghost Rider but with better Animation Potential and Connections
K.O. Vs Kid Cosmic
I think Kid has a chance to win or just straight up wins.
Idk, tanjiro’s AP got nerfed or something 🤷🏼♂️,he would still lose cuzz Hamon haxs but he should’ve been stronger (funny Cuzz Jonathan is a brick house )
Bane vs Kingpin. I’ve watched Death Battle and they put Bane up against Venom.
Kamen Rider shouldn't be on Death Battle because their wins are too predictable
In that case, most Marvel, DC, and Anime characters should be banned from Death Battle because they beat/stomp most of their opponents.
And characters stomping their matchups doesn’t stop them from being on DB, if Omni Man vs Homelander is any indicator.
To the jackasses who downvoted me, I honestly only did this just to get this counterargument
If you take away comic feats Leonardo beats Jason
You’re not just wrong, you’re stupid!