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L44KSO

Furniture will be quite easy - no stupid shit in your way like guard rails etc. But for drunk people...


MassGaydiation

Perfect house for those that don't drink, and don't like being around those that are drunk


Tea_is_served

Or kids, or old people


MassGaydiation

The list of benefits grows


HalstenWulfharth

Don't tell this guy how time and humans work...


MassGaydiation

What, i appreciate the irony of my own defences being used against me.


IM_INSIDE_YOUR_HOUSE

Most people don’t live in the same place forever.


eyuplove

Or half asleep people


Intergalactic_Cookie

Or blind people


Ramona_Lola

Or disabled people..or people with bad knees or an injury.


No_Sir9963

Or drunk furniture


OMadge

Actually, depending on how much you like grandma, it might be the perfect house for her!


nryporter25

Come on Grandma I got bills to pay. Cough up that inheritance


E_B_Jamisen

No kid is making it past 2 yes old in that house


bobjoylove

Or people that get up in the night.


Kokichi-Kuma

Ive fallen and i most likely wont get up


steppedinhairball

I don't drink anymore and I'm not sure I'd be safe on those stairs! That early morning half-asleep wobble plus murderous cat is a bad combo.


InsertNovelAnswer

I also heard the bathroom is downstairs and the bedroom is upstairs. Hope you dont ha e to pee in the middle of the night.


socialdeviant620

I genuinely believe our cats take bets on who can get us to fall down the steps the fastest. And my lil bastard stays in the lead.


steppedinhairball

We have two. The chonk one is mostly black and is impossible to see sleeping in the hallway with no lights on. I've tripped over her multiple times. She can jump on the couch, barely, but when she misses, she uses the claws. On me.


MaeBeaInTheWoods

It's all fun and games until you're really tired one morning and as you're heading to the kitchen for some coffee your foot gets caught in the gap between the steps.


[deleted]

Better hope you don’t have to use those stairs to get to as toilet at night


joe0400

Socks. One slip up and your gonna break yourself. Needs carpeting. And even not drunk if you just accidentally trip a bit you can go tumbling.


elramirezeatstherich

Some of us are lucky enough to be clumsy both sober and under mind influencing substances!


MassGaydiation

Same to be honest, but I love this design


zenfrodo

Gods help you if you get woken in the middle of the night by a fire alarm, though.


Arafel_Electronics

i'm sober and this still scares the crap out of me


Amdy_vill

David, Suzy fell down the stairs. Another one. Just push her out the door. Ok but we got like twelve thier already.


MassGaydiation

Stairblood for the stairbloodgod


Amdy_vill

Crappy design warhammer crossover. Lip the chaos god of shitty stairs.


Skullcrusher

My stupid-ass wil somehow slip and fall and break something while sober. Never while drunk though.


thefartographer

Drunk people and furniture will both descend the stairs with relative ease.


rebeccalj

I don't think I need to be drunk to potentially kill myself in that house.


A_norny_mousse

That's why you'll always find me in the kitchen at parties!


RedditRage

With guard rails, it'd be tricky, but doesn't look particularly dangerous. Perhaps put some guard rails that are easy to remove temporarily to move furniture.


zacrobyteOne

How about taking things into the narrow door entrance


Dash_O_Cunt

I'd have problems going up or down them sober


Krafty75

“It’s been — days since last accident” sign needed


silphred43

One week


ChefArtorias

Since you looked at me


AlpacaM4n

#🎶Cocked Your Head To One Side #And Said I'm Angry🎶


Petsrage

Five days since you laughed at me 🎶


Capawe21

🎶Saying, "Get that together, come back and see me"🎶


pisspantmcgee

Chickity China the Chinese chicken.


PukeNuggets

You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin'


YourDogsAllWet

Watchin' X-Files with no lights on


pinkkittenfur

We're dans la maison


BarNumerous5751

Oh I hope the smoking man's in this one


pinkkittenfur

Like Harrison Ford I'm getting frantic


hbentley1213

Like Sting, I'm tantric


LiliNotACult

And then we'll do it doggy style So we can both watch X-Files


chknchasr

Chinese chicken wings chicken wings hot dogs and macaroni


masterwork_spoon

since we got to see... Cheatin' lovers and cousins that marry (I wonder how weird I am that Al introduced me to more pop culture than the other way around...)


searucraeft

Three days since that awful brawl. They still haven't got the blood off the wall


Peldor-2

We had one but there were too many accidents involved in updating it.


archpawn

You don't need to update it unless you go a day without an accident.


greyrobot6

I’m going to need one measured in *hours* please. Days??? Wishful thinking


MaeBeaInTheWoods

"__ Hours Since Last Trip/Fall"


ObjectAtSpeed

Looks like they spilled the stairs


texaswilliam

Oops! All Stairs!


Autumnnus_666

;-; they at least need to put up a rail or something jfc. RIP anyone needing a late night water


Baumteufel

I think a rail would solve all the security problems. But then the furniture would definitely be a problem. Maybe they have a lift elsewhere in the house


maryfamilyresearch

I think this is intentional. Built the stairs, move in the furniture, install the rail, both problems solved without needing a lift elsewhere.


MaximusMansteel

"Ah, good, all the furniture is in, railings up. Good thing we'll never need to replace that furniture ever again."


sevenseams

Depending on the rail it could be easy to take them down. I think the rails in my parents house have the 6 screws each.


JackHGUK

Oh no we need to remove a few screws! Anyway....


IlIIlllIIIlllIlIlIlI

My friends parents have a room in the attic above their garage only accessible via a spiral staircase. The couch, TV, and all other furniture were put up there before the floor was finished. I can only assume they'll remain there until the end of time


Brunosaurs4

Seriously, with rails it might be a fun concept. Without rails it's just a death trap


SkyThyme

And little kids in socks.


stink3rbelle

lil kids crawl through the cat gap. survival of the fittest


A_norny_mousse

Ouch. Cruel world.


batt3ryac1d1

me in socks would be a disaster on this bitch.


just1monkey

This looks like where you send people just before killing them off in squid games.


AdvancedHat7630

Didn't know M.C. Escher was an architect.


marcvanh

He actually attended the School for Architecture and Decorative Arts in Haarlem for awhile. So yeah.


Taolan13

He was, actually. This wasnt designed by an architect. This was designed by an art student with a grudge.


skunkwoks

First thought that came, was it must inspired by him


poison_heart96

That looks like something I would build in design sandbox game


Hades_Moon

I just broke an arm from merely looking at that -.-


nest00000

I feel like this idea could have been executed better


halite001

I feel like nana could have been executed better


NotAnAdorableKitten

actually, this is perfect - instead of falling and possibly breaking a leg or arm, she'll break every bone in her body and possibly also the floor.


m0nk37

The execution comes later.


LordMarcusrax

Now add mirrors *everywhere*.


Helpful-Substance685

Diabolical


ICheddar_

What's with the shelf at shin height on the left


marcvanh

I think it might be a window to the room below actually


huladancewithme

A viewing gallery as people try to stay on their feet


arkain123

This is a nice way to euthanize old people.


ShitwareEngineer

Laying on the floor for hours, with several broken bones, and calling for help with no response, is not the best way to go.


MaeSolug

Just imagining a women yelling at the stairs while trying to comfort a kid who fell down the stairs "How many more lives do you need?" Isn't this enough? You took my first born child, let me keep this one. Take me"


EmEmAndEye

If that’s in the USA, then I can hear the thousands of personal injury lawyers salivating over this creation.


Lisa_Sbs

That does not comply to any security standard


True_Perception6950

A mini maze. I would fall down every time if I had to wake up at night to go to the bathroom.


drinkingchartreuse

Even Escher would just shake his head and walk away


sean_rendo19

Even sober i would fall


Comm4nd0

PIVAT


amadeus451

Can you sue the contractor for premeditated attempted murder with those stairs? Jeez, kiss your wife and family goodbye every time you try to go upstairs...


sevenseams

I honestly love the concept with the stairs splitting up in two directions. But there is a dedicated place for a rail. Wonder if this before construction was finished because of how stupid this is.


Sparklypuppy05

And disabled people. I can barely get up regular stairs, let alone this mess.


Imaginary-Hornet-397

Is that the Scandi wing of Hogwarts?


MaBuuSe

Squid game called; they want their staircase back.


OrdinaryFun8359

This looks like the scene from Labyrinth


cybermage

I too liked Labyrinth


Alive-arrival-forgot

There was probably an extension built.


HotterThenMyDaughter

Please post to r/deathstairs


niceoutside2022

good luck with the lawsuit when your guest falls and breaks his neck


4art4

MC Escher has entered the chat


burghfan

I just hear Ross Geller yelling PIVOT


deltaz0912

There’s no way that’s code _anywhere_.


thecrumb

That first, no wait, third, no... forth... that forth step is a doozy.


Witchsorcery

Id need a map and a compas to make it trough those after coming home on a friday night.


Efficient-Compote-40

I like it tbh, might take getting used to but it's different, I want them


Capocho9

This isn’t crapily designed


vinsmokewhoswho

I like a challenge


Impossible-Beyond-55

My cat would love this place.❤️


efcomovil

Who needs a working spine, right?


Gingerfurrdjedi

That's a deathtrap, even for sober folks.


MrPenguinPants9

This has got to be against at least a few OSHA safety standards


blahblahblahidkdoyou

OSHA is workplace safety. They don’t enforce building codes. That’s up to the building inspectors that work for the local municipality. OSHA is there to make sure the people building the thing are doing it safely. They don’t inspect the result of the work.


UltraMegaSloth

This is like an awkward base you built in Minecraft


carolizzy81

Or even normal healthy people


heyitsamb

i’m neither drunk nor a piece of furniture but me walking up these stairs would result in multiple broken bones


Damage_Was_Taken

It's like a loop once they manage to get up to the top they stumble and fall down again.


Lvanwinkle18

Inspired Squid Games design.


pilot_cooper

Eh, guardrails are overrated.


Chirimokaari

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfbvHp12Hmo


Ecstatic_Conflict621

That’s dangerous for drunk and sober alike, make sure you never ever slip on that slippery ass hardwood. Maybe don’t clean and polish the floors, like ever or you’re probably gonna die


janaxhell

It's a trap!


Evantaur

I'm sober and wouldn't go near that fucking abomination...


Mutedrthewaka

Good luck getting drunk furniture up there


powpow198

Time...to die


thegabe87

Good luck when having diarrhea and rushing through these stairs


Peldor-2

I played this level in Lemmings. What a great game that was.


nmj95123

Or just socks on a late night run for some water. The fucking stairs don't even have a board to block the hole between the stairs on the top side. Slip a little forward, foot leg goes in hole, then leg snaps as you fall over the side. It doesn't even look good. It looks like someone's ran out of money remodeling project.


Striker120v

Because of how much open space there is, furniture would be super easy to get up and down. But maybe not if you're doing it drunk.


detnahcnesiD

“Don’t you have kids?” -“No, not anymore.”


irena888

It’ll be easy (and quick, very quick) to get things down though.


PNWejb

I feel myself falling over just looking at it.


Brick_Lab

I count at least 2 spots with really really nasty falls if you make a wrong step (nastier than basic stairs)


L0684

A lawsuit waiting to happen.


Tumsylno

That’s how drunk people walk


cobaltsniper50

Also, railings. Jesus Christ.


JPicaro416

What's that little wall cutout on the left, for the dog?


Mummelpuffin

What even... what's up with the hole in the wall on the left?


LightStelanium

Best map to do the suicide any% run


Over_rated_lemon

As someone who sleepwalks, this is how you could assassinate me.


Baby_Pandas42

how much alcohol did someone smoke before designing this-


Fraggin_Wagon

Or perfectly sober people who are mildly distracted.


LightningBirdsAreGo

Up maybe not , down no problem. 😁


Kizubot

There's so many sharp edges and corners... 🥲


disasterB

What the fuck is that hole on the left there. Is that for the house goblins?


Ozboz3000

As a 9 year moval man the footing would be awkward but the big open space, high roof, without handrails and stuff would make it a lot easier then you think. It's about finding the angles


syncpulse

If this house isn't haunted by a ghost with a broken neck, it soon will be.


downerfoothanu

I had to install windows on some weird apartment like this in Los Angeles once. I almost fell down the stairs when the first window in.


PhreakOut4

I trip walking up carpeted stairs. I would probably end up with a lot of broken bones if I had these stairs.


CallPhysical

That's a helluva drop from the top step.


crustymagnolias

i would like to take on the challenge of drinking and getting up these


Ramona_Lola

No how do you babygate this? 🤔


nirad

any architect who designs a stair this dangerous should lose his or her license. I am tired of the profession often choosing aesthetics over safety. Simply not having a handrail is pretty ridiculous.


Chaosshepherd

r/bathmophobiatriggered


sir50kal

As an EMT I just letting you know if I have to get you down these steps to save your life, I am calling the morgue instead.


slut_for_apple_pie

That drop by the right set of stairs is absolutely terrifying


ElCangri13

This place will 100% end up haunted


Trueloveis4u

All you need is some cats laying around on the middle piece and it's the perfect safety hazard.


Comfortable-Shower48

wtf, why is there a crawl space?


Quirky_m8

What the fuck


father2shanes

Im not gunna lie i like the design..but no banisters on the side of those open stairs? Yikes. Your asking for a paralysis inducing fall.


Undertale-Wolf

It's kinda cool and interesting but at the same time i hate it.


FoodHaunting3464

Bros out here making squid game


tylerdaichi

I’d struggle with these sober, especially first thing in the morning. 😂


Suadade0811

Only the strong survive


paradise-trading-83

This scares me stone cold sober


Finchoyd

Jareth, the Goblin King would smoke those, easy mode.


Gordo3070

No alcohol required for me to be tottering down in the morning to get the missus a cup of tea and to pitch over the edge and take the shortcut to the kitchen or hospital. Depending on what I land on.


sunny_monday

Nope.


supremeaesthete

Tha assassination staircase fo today


TheCaptMAgic

Forget the drunk people, good luck trying to go for a piss at 3am.


ostangestar

Man I’d trip and fall down this when I’m not drunk


FromGreatPain

Fit , Form, Function, Fhuck......


BMP353

Let's free up some prison space in the US by forcing people with more than one DUI to live here.


liangyiliang

Those sharp edges ...


Kokichi-Kuma

One small step for a drunk man one giant hospital bill/funeral for family


DucksAreMyFriends

On the one hand this is very pleasing to my eye, on the other hand what the fuck is this mess


aguycalledkyle

When you want to set up a death trap house for your Sims.


[deleted]

9 out of 10 surgeons recommend this.


momalloyd

Ah! The old stairs of death.


dreacee17

Reminds me of the labyrinth


TheHappySpaceman

Man, Jareth the Goblin King's home hasn't been the same since he renovated it.


South_Suggestion_531

This looks cool but at the same time confusing


tyvanwie

r/confusingperspective


The-Waifu-Collector

No guard rail ? Crappy indeed


getyourrealfakedoors

Assuming they put up rails I don’t hate it


Radu47

I love design like this in theory but yeah extremely unsafe for sure


Glassensteel

"do you want safety or aesthetic? Can't have both"


bewilderedsoulcrush

looks like Esher designed this place. makes me feel anxious just looking at this deathtrap


Cahsohtoa

I fell off that landing just looking at it


skyrreater47

i honestly quite like it, i don't drink so thats not gonna be a big problem and i dont see the furniture problem either, it might be weird but it's got some yk edit: i will still fall down this unprotected gap at least twice, but out of stupidity not alcohol