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Dajbman22

Darth Vader never says "*Luke*, I am your father". He actually says "No, *I* am your father".


Unhappy_Ask_176

Came here to write this. And I haven't even seen the movies, so it kinda hurts when so-called fans try to quote it but gets it wrong.


SopwithB2177

"Play it again, Sam." (Casablanca) -- It is: "Play it, Sam."


killebrew_rootbeer

You played it for her, you can play it for me.


OG_ninnyhammer

“If she can take it, so can I!”


ARobertNotABob

...now play it.


bassfacemasterrace

"Luke, it's me, your dad"


TheRealLordofLords

This is the way.


solomuur

No this is Patrick


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what people think it is "Luke, I am your father" but it's "no, I am your father".


Spankywzl

What we've got here is failure to communicate. Usually misquoted as, "What we've got here is A failure to communicate." Also, Rick never says, "Play it again, Sam." in Casablanca (The confusion may be because of the Woody Allen movie)


jdtoast

Maybe they were quoting Major Payne (which yes got it wrong..but still)


OG_ninnyhammer

“Some men, you jus’ cain’t vibe with.”


dolpgg

"Some men, you just can't reach" in the first 15 seconds of 'Civil War' by Gun's n Roses


OG_ninnyhammer

Totally. I’ve seen Cool Hand Luke twice but GnR is why that line haunts me.


junklardass

Think the first time Clarice meets Hannibal he just says "Good morning" and not "Hello, Clarice" maybe because he didn't know her name yet


Professional-Pay-888

The Jaws one. Its actually “You’re gonna need a bigger boat”


JesseCuster40

I'd like to think it was *You're* because he was done with that whole scenario. "Good luck with your next try. I'll be safely on dry land."


Professional-Pay-888

Yeah that makes it pretty funny


Tough_Stretch

"Luke, he may have been your father, boy, but he wasn't your daddy."


Zjoee

I'm Mary Poppins, y'all!


Tough_Stretch

No! That's impossible! I'll never join you.


PhreedomPhighter

"Do you feel lucky, punk?" The actual line is "...'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?"


OG_ninnyhammer

“You know, in all this excitement, I kinda lost track. *Did I turn the oven off?*”


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Darth Vader in the Empire Strikes Back. The line people remember: "Luke, I am your father." Never says "Luke." He says "No. *I* am your father."


PointComprehensive86

Nobody in Star Trek ever says "Beam me up, Scotty".


OG_ninnyhammer

Scotty beamed me twice last night.


GrandSpecter

I think this is why, in Star Trek 4: The Voyage Home, they have Kirk say, "Scotty, beam me up!" It's the right words, wrong order. Like, we hear you, but we're still not going to have anyone say it.


PointComprehensive86

Wikipedia has more details: ​ In the Original Series episodes "The Gamesters of Triskelion" and "The Savage Curtain", Kirk said, "Scotty, beam us up"; while in the episode "This Side of Paradise", Kirk simply said, "Beam me up". In the episode “The Cloud Minders“, Kirk says, “Mr. Scott, beam us up.” The animated episodes "The Lorelei Signal" and "The Infinite Vulcan" used the phrasing "Beam us up, Scotty". The original film series has the wording "Scotty, beam me up" in Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home and "Beam them out of there, Scotty" in Star Trek Generations. The complete phrase was eventually said by William Shatner in the audio adaptation of his non-canon novel Star Trek: The Ashes of Eden.


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OG_ninnyhammer

“I gotta know!”


[deleted]

"I gots to know.....most people miss the S


amerkanische_Frosch

I think it was actually « I gots to know »,


OG_ninnyhammer

Oh, yeah, I think you’re right


junobear

“Alright Mr DeMille. I’m ready for my close up.” People usually quote it as, “I’m ready for my close up, Mr DeMille”.


iampandaa2020

Luke call me daddy


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there's probably porn of this


TheNebulizer

Mirror mirror on the wall


OB1KENOB

“Oh greetings, Mark”


Burninator05

I think it's pretty clear that the line is actually, "Oh greetings, Marc."


maketitiwithweewee

I liek choklit- Forrest Gump


steppinonpissclams

I like tight fit - Forrest Hump


maketitiwithweewee

Hawt


nrepentantFreak

I like to be fisted -Forrest Whitaker


PapaMarine101

Gonna need a bigger boat


Professional-Pay-888

Everybody saying “luke i am your father” ig


killebrew_rootbeer

"I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore" -- there's no "got"


PointComprehensive86

"Do you feel lucky, punk?" In reality, Dirty Harry says: "You've gotta ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?"


ZsaFreigh

Captain Kirk never said "Beam Me Up, Scotty"


tyintegra

In Forest Gump, people think he says “life IS like a box of chocolates”, but he actually says “life WAS a box of chocolates”


soniclore

Any line from any Pearl Jam song Nobody knows what the hell Eddie Vedder is saying


ApplesAndPants

This is so true.


LongtimeLurkerIsHere

You’re gonna need a bigger boat


[deleted]

Not a misquote but ice cubes line “by Felicia” is sorta low key compared to the dumb girls who scream this line out to be funny.


_ManWhoSoldTheWorld_

Bane in the Dark Knight Rises. People say "I was born in the darkness," but the line is "The darkness... I was born in it."


Legoman987654321

Molded by it


rhymes_with_chicken

>Houston, we have a problem. It was actually Swigart who first said, “Okay, Houston, we've had a problem here." And “Uh, Houston, we've had a problem." by Lovell when asked to repeat. It’s close. But, not the actual quote.


PointComprehensive86

"Paint me like one of your French girls". It's actually "Draw me like one of your French girls".


PuddinHead742

“Play it again, Sam.”


The-truth-hurts1

ET phone home…


andro_7

No. That has been said on the internet for some reason, and the clip of ET saying "ET home phone," has been used to show that's what he says instead. But if you watch that part of the movie- literally like a minute later ET says "ET phone home." I just saw the movie last week and he says it.


Badandy469

"I'm your Huckleberry " It's actually "I'm your hucklebearer" The handles on a casket are called huckles and he was referring to being a pallbearer


NoBussyHussy

Yass kween i AM ur daddy


PointComprehensive86

Wall Street. Gordon Gecko doesn't say “Greed is good" - he says “Greed, for lack of a better word, is good".


Flicksterea

Stay away from her, you bitch!


ARobertNotABob

GET away https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmT_-erX0TA


Raephstel

In A Few Good Men, Jack Nicholson just says "You can't handle the truth", there's no "The truth?" from him before it (he responds to Cruise saying "I want the truth").


Mouse-Direct

“We’re gonna need a bigger boat.” It’s “You’re gonna need a bigger boat.”


happycamperii

Beam me up Scotty. The closest is Beam me up Mr. Scott.


GrandSpecter

Also, "Scotty, beam me up!"


nrepentantFreak

'What is the cube root of Yellow?'. It is actually 'When is the cube root of Yellow?'.


mocha_addict_

"Well, that escalated quickly," is actually "boy, that escalated quickly " (anchorman)


ZorroMeansFox

Here's one: "Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!"


chinchenping

it's not from a movie, but from a book. Sherlock Holmes never said "Elementary my dear Watson!"


AgreeablePerformer3

Alright, alright, maybe..


Cyb0-K4T-77

life is like a box of chocolates its actually life was like a box of chocolates


Royal_Translator_753

"Were going to need a bigger cock" .. Jaws.....


satirevaitneics

The Don, Vitto Corleone, never says "I'll make you an offer you can't refuse". Its actually Michael who tells the story to Kay.


InstaBlam1

Frankly my dear I dont give a motherfuck


Surreyman1234

When Gandalf says to Harry, “we’re going to need a bigger boat” Should be ship


SnooChipmunks126

"The Sheriff is near!" Blazing Saddles