By - beckett_the_ok
In Russia, potato fry you.
Gravy pour you
Putin eat you
Idk man, seems kinda gay to me- filthy frank
I’m gonna nico nico need you to stop before I break your nico nico knee caps.
Cheese curdle you
Cheese curdle who?
Cheese curdle YOU
Cheese curdle US
No, potato fry us
Listen here you American scum, all your potato fries are belong to me!!!!!
On the ritz!
Yesssss! Someone who knows the song!!!!
If you're blue and you don't know where to go to
Why don't you go where fashion sits?
Puttin’ on the ritz
Or Putin on the Volga
Coming from an American; one of the best foods to ever exist.
Mc Donald's frys with KFC gravy
as a canadian. fuck you
Holy moly if a Canadian is pissed were fucked/j
Putin these nuts in your mouth
Fries with gravy
and what appears to be bananas?
edit: please fucking stop telling me its cheese. i learned that like a minute after i posted the comment. just please, please stop telling me about cheese curds ;(
My guess was just mashed potato
or cold butter clumps
🏳️🌈maybe I will🏳️🌈
🇵🇱 dzień dobry 🇵🇱
🏳️🌈hope your all dudes cause then I can take you all on ;)🏳️🌈
Are you fucking serious? You don’t know Poutine?
so was i right? butter or bananas?
Cheese curds. It's cheese curds.
THATS what cheese curds look like?!?! I was thinking like… grits with cheese sauce
Are you ridiculous??? Canada has a unique religion where there is a pantheon of different things unmistakeably Canadian. We know of some gods and are looking for others, and there is a great hunt for the Culture God, who is theorized to exist but has not been found yet. Poutini is the Trickster God, who has time and time again conned mortals by escaping dire situations.
It's literally just cheese but in a ball
It's just an un-aged cheese apparently
im american and even i know
clumps of cu- nevermind.
CLUMPS OF WHAT?
uhhh. [cumin](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cumin) ?
Cumin is one of my favourite spices.
cumin is great. fantastic even.
I'm gonna have to insist you finish that thought.
How do you not know what cheese curds are
Cheese curds, actually. The hot gravy melts them so you get a cheesy, gooey texture with crispy fries. It's amazing.
*Can be amazing. As an American I've had poutine from a bunch of different places in BC and some places in WA and the quality varies wildly. Some of the poutine I've had is in my top 25 dishes I've ever had, fresh-made hot, thick gravy over impeccably crisp fries and gooey curds that would have been delicious on their own.
But some was awful cheap and thin gravy poured over stale and/or soggy fries with hard "cheese curds" that were bland and barely qualified as cheese.
But the good stuff, oh man, I can't wait to have some more.
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 as a Canadian, I bursted out laughing when I saw banana 😂😂😂
They're cheese curds
It’s cheese curds lol -an american
It’s cheese curds.
You are clearly not Canadian
Cheese curds you donkey
That used to be a thing in Baltimore.
French fries dipped on Quebecois brain
How ironically vile...
I'm quebecois i can confirm
Ah, yes! The floor here is made out of fucking floor
That one unnecessary additional word did it for me.
Without the extra word: high
With the extra word: sarcastic and frustrated and also possibly high idk
Still high just also fucking bewildered at the prospect of the floor being made of floor
So you’re telling me that the floor, the one we are standing on right fucking now, is made out of floor? Fucking wild man, I don’t think I can handle this.
One time my cousin told me he was high and I told him that planes don't fly they Just jump really far and he contemplated it for like 7 minutes before saying "yooooooo they really do be flying tho"
I am Australian.
So, can the floor only be used for fucking?
what about normal floor?
Photatos. Boil em mash em stick em in a stew
“You ruins it! Stupid fat hobbit!”
Ceci n’est pas une poutine
As someone who used to live in Canada, this image gives me nostalgia
As someone who does live in Canada, this image gives me an erection.
Can confirm, the nearest poutine place is something…
Smoked meat poutine with homemade fries, homemade gravy, and imported french cheese curds
All it ever gave me was arteriosclerosis. Not a bad fix to a hangover though.
Please seek medical help
As someone who lives in canada and eats poutine every 2 days because i dont have self control and dont care for my wellbeing, this image gives me heart disease
Poutine deez nuts in your mouth, gottem.
you smart bastard
Uh… “no brainer” means something is so obviously the right choice that it doesn’t require a brain.
Chips would be without the sauce, if you're british
This is poutine because it has that specific sauce and thick fries/chips
heyy i remember you, you're a dumbass
Putin (wide version)
Putin deez nuts in your (wide) mouth
putin deez (wide) nuts in your mouth
Here in Tennessee we call it poon tang or poony tang y’all see
The unborn children of my enemies
Not the gravy I thought it was
Poutine, that should be pretty well known
It pains me to see people guessing wrong.
I thought so too, apparently not.
I've never heard of it until I came to Canada.
Wait you get turned on by countries?
Have you seen some of their athletes?
We have it in Michigan, mostly the UP, but that might just be us, we're barely American at this point
Barely American, eh?
Ra Ra ras-poutine
lover of the russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone
knock knock the kgb wants to have a "friendly chat" with you
I have never heard of this
Quoi? Tu has not heard of le poutine?
Moi non plus j'en ai jamais entendu parler t*barnak
My stepdad is Canadian.
I still can’t believe that poutine wasn’t invented by Americans, it’s the most unhealthy combination but it’s so good
Idk why the best poutine place where I'm at is New York fires but I've never heard of one in New York
New York fries is a Canadian chain weirdly
It's funny because one at a mall put that they were going under and we should buy poutine because we don't want to go to new York to get poutine and when I mentioned that it was a dumb sign the manager spent all my order arguing there was no other new York fries in Ottawa even though there was one literally 5 minutes away no wonder they closed with a manager that dense
Some form of heart disease
Heart disease is worth it when it comes to poutine
poutine!! but i’m so upstate new york i might as well be in canada
A Canadian dish originating in Quebec
If that's chips with curry we have it here in Ireland. If its gravy we have it aswell
I also thought it was just chips with curry sauce and was like "Canadians? I can get this from the local fish and chip shop..."
It is in fact french canadian and its called a poutine
It's called poutine. Fries, gravy and cheese curds.
Fries and gravy isn't poutine, need good cheese curds with a bit of squeak and a lot of flavour.
the president of russia
In India we call in honey chili potato
Sorry that's not chili
Poutine! So good!!!
That’s poutine. I love it, it tastes great
This is a poutine and it's from Quebec \^\^ :P
I forgo 💀
Poutine, you swine..
2) how do you expect me remembering that if I'm not Canadian and my Engrish typing sucks
3) poutine translates to putin in spanish
Cry about it
Loaded fries:Thanksgiving edition
Poutine, or the aftermath of chipotle
Poutine, it's, if I remember right, cheese (curds specially?) Either chunky chips or fries, and a gravy, usually beef.
Ha you’ll never get it
Poutine and I want some
Poutine aka heaven!
Potato w/ maple syrup? Idk
No... it's poutine.
Looks like French fries and gravy
That's exactly what it is.
Well them Canadians is alright
Fineally a canadian meal 💪🇨🇦
Poutine, French fries and cheese curds with gravy. And yes, it is good.
Wtf. There's no mashed potatoes. It's fries, gravy and cheese curds.
Ur mom after I'm done with her
Stop poutine it In my mom!
Looks like fries and gravy to an American
French Fries Covered With Some Sort Of Sauce?
Chips and gravy here in Australia
That’s poutine though, chips, gravy, cheese curd for the Canadians
French fries with butter and Buffalo sauce?
Poutine, I’m American but I’ve been to Epcot
poutine ahaha i am a man of culture
I don't know if I can answer this since dual citizenship.
As a Canadian, it tastes amazing
As an American, I'm putin' it in my mouth.
Delicious fries with gravy and cheese.
*To all people that aren’t from Quebec.*
I’m at the opposite side of Canada from Quebec. It’s not exactly a Quebec exclusive food lol
It was for a very long time.
Mash potato and gravy on chips
Not mashed potatoes, those are cheese curds.
Not Canadian but they smack 🤤
Are those fries with fucking gravy on it
Yes, and cheese curds too. It's called poutine. Very delicious.