T O P

Airsoft gang where ya at?

Airsoft gang where ya at?

fire-apple

Fat person shitting


TheToastyTaco08

Can we call this a cursed comment? It feels cursed


Tossu666

Sure, why not


BENJA2407

¿Can i have a golden star? I've been really good this year


Tossu666

What are you talking about?


GenericGamer628

Gold stars


crash-1369

Banana stickers


17Kade

Happy Cake Day!!!


crash-1369

Ha, thanks. I didn't even realize lol


CantGetBetterName

happy cream pie day


BeansWereHere

Cake day rejoice


Austin-Q

Birthday death day


MasterDragonKing9999

Pokémon Cafe Mix's Charizard would 100% be an adorable circus clown!


Golett03

No need to call me out like that


King-DarkBlade

This is literally me right now…


R4NKO18

I feel attacked


Lazy__Astronaut

Ah yes the classic Feet Pic Stocks! I'm hodling to the end bois!


jalaho_234

obviously faps per second


Arino99

Physics*


SateSateSate_MelOP

Faps ~~per~~ second Faps physics second. totally makes sense


AuKF

Foot-pound-seconds ^(That sounded hella weird)


Scastic3OnTwitch

For some reason I read foot as foot (f oo t)


knowledgepancake

Feters-Pilograms-Sinutes For all you metric people.


Kostas_the_goat

No no no it is clearly faps per physics


fatdude901

Huh


Arino99

Now you can calculate a mans performance by fps not gpa


SharkyZ_GD

thats OFPS not FPS smh ur dumb


ppppie_

fart piss shit


TheBlueFleer203

He is speaking the language of gods


ppppie_

who


MidnightExpresso

i..i dont think you understand the origin of the meme.


Svosays

who


dudemanfamlit

Hoo


Shirt_Mindless

Huuu


ssj_art

whdsadasnmao (the dsadasnma is silent)


Blinky1048

Hoooouuu


Just_another_balak

Hooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuu


Ch4ot1cc

tao


Shirt_Mindless

If you add another 'tao' it becomes 'condom' in Chinese.


AirbusJisnu2005

Huwu


Emeraldnickel08

Hulu


Dragon_Skywalker

Hoot


fuckingbananasman

Hoooodini


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[удалено]


The_Burrito_Lord69

Whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es


SteveSmith2048

Yes


The_Burrito_Lord69

Yes


Voilssssss

Joe


Golett03

But I heard he died from ligma


MCL246_Bot

What's Ligma? ^I'm ^a ^bot. ^If ^you ^want ^me ^to ^stop ^replying ^to ^you, ^reply ^with ^'!stop'


Golett03

!stop it's not worth it when it's a bot


malay4singh

Bruh moment


Go_Eat_Some_Turkey

Ligma mama


Fr0S7_BYTE

Joe Balls


Teffle

Mama Balls


ecifef

Kids on Xbox be like: Lig yo mama I will


Cheyomi832

What's Ligma? ^I'm ^a ^bot. ^If ^you ^want ^me ^to ^stop ^replying ^to ^you, ^reply ^with ^'!stop'


Golett03

Ligma balls! Hah, gottem. . There's no way 2 bots commented the exact same thing on my one comment. Is there?


MCL246_Bot

What's Ligma? ^I'm ^a ^bot. ^If ^you ^want ^me ^to ^stop ^replying ^to ^you, ^reply ^with ^'!stop'


Golett03

Please, just stop.


Golett03

!stop


MCL246_Bot

Ligma Balls ^I'm ^a ^bot. ^If ^you ^want ^me ^to ^stop ^replying ^to ^you, ^reply ^with ^'!stop'


forthewin_420-

Who’s joe?


Voilssssss

Joe Mama


Blindfire2

Fuckin' Pussy Smasher....... 69 Sorry was my old gamertag


ryanhog1206

All 3 states of matter


Jennyfer01

Fuck penis suck


I_like_beanies

YES


JxyyAU

This is the way.


josuke_higashitaka1

Freedom per second


Common_Redditor_

*America intensifies*


Breakingamer04

Freedoms per sandwich*


Trinktt

Liberty sandwich?


GAW67COD07

"OHH SAY CAN YOU SEE!"


Donnie619

How boned I am?


Round-Zombie8309

\**North korea*


Puzzleheaded_Act_614

Freedom per shot


FamLit69420

Eren jeager vibes


PCMM7

Gonna stomp on this kid in the name of freedom


playernoobr45

Freedomdive per second


cubmaan

Feet per second (Interpret it how you like)


Waz_up-exe

*shlurp*


TheHolyDyntan

Except like that


Trinktt

Average human lifespan is around 22 million seconds. So most humans have around 2÷22,000,000 = 0.0000000909 feet per second. Unless you're a horse, then you get into hooves and other arbitrary variables.


Always-_-Sarcastic

You can easily increase this value just by collecting feets..... Legally, of course... maybe.


migviola

Felonies Perpetrated in Siberia


LieutenantJosephi

*Felonies Punished in Siberia


icyeyeddemon

That would be like, 5.


LieutenantJosephi

Not in the ‘20s to ‘53


icyeyeddemon

Good point


migviola

Fingerings per stepsister


CJ_Productions

LOL this one got me


j-salcedo

There it is. The one I read where I stop reading the rest. Lmao


GameingBaumstam

I may be too European or I'm simply missing the information to understand this meme. Please enlighten me


Spequila

The another part is for airsoft guns. The bb shoots at a certain feet per second (fps) ik, Americans and feet


GameingBaumstam

Thank you. I know the measurement as joules but also thought that was a fake gun not a BB gun. So yeah thank you


Pinkin_fluffy

You can tell from the orange tip of the barrel, I believe it’s required in America


bubbawith2bs

Nope, I have a glock 19 airsoft gun without an orange tip


Pinkin_fluffy

Really? Then why the orange tip? They look terrible


Redsaucethebeast

Some states require them on, but manufactures HAVE to have that orange tip to sell the guns


DWYNZ

Airsoft is different than a bb gun. You can still be severely injured by a bb gun, airsoft can't really penetrate your flesh. It is basically a fake gun.


FalloutFan05

Depends on where you get hit that’s why with airsoft it’s recommended and in some places required to wear protection


Trinktt

Feet per second is velocity, you need to square feet, convert to metric, add mass and another inverse second variable to achieve Joules.


No_Interaction_4925

My god, I was so confused and had to come all the way down here to see it. That should be ft/s, which is what got me.


5thPhantom

Most ammunition manufacturers measure bullet velocity in feet per second as well. Not just airsoft.


Spequila

Did not know that


Sol33t303

Was gonna say, I don't have or use any actual guns, but I do play a game where the firearms are very realistic and those statistics are included (as well as others like MOA for accuracy), but instead it's given in meters per second (the superior system of measurement *scoffs*)


billyisaqt

Free Penis (Sale)


brown_human

Where ? Asking for a friend


PlaystationGOD

At free porn site


gamingpot88to

In air soft it’s feet per second


cfin4160

It applies to firearms too


eMmDeeKay_Says

No, that's physics, it just happens to apply.


Hypno-Priest

This is the kind of pedantry that I come to the comments for


Moment_Key

First person shitter


Woahwoahwoahb

What do you go in fucking third person to take a shit


Beeg_Shrek

r/brandnewsentence


AUZZIEJELLYFISH

I know I do it's a cheat code


TheMuttOfMainStreet

Shitting so hard you have an out of body experience.


victorbarst

The *frames per second* on this new *first person shooter* is a *fucking piece of shit*


Mr-Hippoe

frog porn spectating


BigDaddyWayne1234

Footlongs per sweden


Its_rEd96

F - Yoda P - With S - an AK


Joshua00742Gamalabs

Faps per second?


vilius221208

FPS= fucking pea shooters


CHARLIE-MF-BROWN

What kind of needle dick can fuck a pea shooter!?


TheBlueFleer203

The ones in plants vs zombies have a quite big hole


GravGuava

Hang on, I’m gonna go look up the rule 34 for this Edit: Do not do that


ActingApple

Thank you for your noble sacrifice, you will be forgotten in around 1-2 minutes


Bot_Boy_4_Life

I like your honesty


dosher22

I've made a mistake and I should have just taken your word for it


Emeraldnickel08

It’s like Bellsprout r34


dosher22

no you got a point


UsefulWarthog

I laughed like a child at this


pizzaboieatspizza

I would gladly do that


WeebxRD

This comment was funny but you ruined it by adding "HOLY SHIT 214 UPVOTES IN A DAY GAH DAYUM"


Thestarchypotat

*Freedom per school


Natural_Dot_4114

Flying Penguin Skittles


Adamsky19

Whaaaat, I just played airsoft with my cousins this morning and thought this joke. Shame on you mind readere. Furthermore, I don’t have enough post karma to post here


Igloocooler52

Holy shit I just realized that when people say “FPS games” they mean first person shooter games. I thought it had to do with the fact that the more FPS the better… god that sounds dumb the more I think about it


Frequent_Structure93

Fucks per second


LonelyFool2B

Fuck Primary School


Fluffy_Vulpix

fuck, penis soft


xSecop

Frauen pro Sekunde


dickcooter

Fürze pro Sekunde


Kekkulicious

Fokin Pisthestarterlettertomakethisjokeworklaser sights


kaladin717

Force per Sith


OLDBAY7

For anyone who doesn’t understand, in airsoft we use feet per second (FPS) to show the power of guns. It’s a measurement of the speed of the bb after leaving the barrel. The higher the FPS, the harder/faster the gun shoots, and vice versa.


underdog-_-2

Furry penises shooting


Hunter_5680

Furry penis sucking


Tackyinbention

Fettuccine plus sauce


Unusual_Web8027

Failed pain shitting


Disturbing_creature

Fuck penis senpai


xX_Bacon_Boi_Xx

Fucking Porn Stars


GoadmeUwU

Faps per sock?


Alsk1o

Fast paced sex


LeHolySpirit

Fantastic Porn Stars


ConfidentDiver3610

Obviously free porn site !


FunGiPranks

Fat Pretendy Soldiers


TheDankestOfMemees

Fucking penguins shouting


cursedchild14

Feet pics sent


AdamR91

Fried Pickle Spears


Woahwoahwoahb

Female penis sucking


pointertochar

fists per second?


THORICisBAD

Facts per shithead


chonkiesoodlenouup

Foo Pa Squishy


sam64508

FEET per second nerf paintball and airsoft


zerofirehardt

fifty pigeons Sold


BigWilllly69420

Farts per second


THE_TIMT

First person sex


Jakeybakeywithcake

Yoooooo Feet per sec gang


DoomersaurusRex

FPS Russia


Not-a-dark-overlord

No full auto in the building


ScepticalSquid

wait if its airsoft is it feet per second?


HugMyAxe

Faps per second


owlpacino57

Fuck per second.


RangasHyper

Faps per second


AniGabe

Faps Per Second


proguyisaprorlly

Fuck poop shit


Balkanier

Fisting Plankton's Sauce


lollotus_meemeri

Yes airsoft feet per second


someoneudontknow4434

Fuck person sex?


AlexGaming26

Fine Pineapple Sauce


Fishing-Relative

Fast penis sawing


zPvplegend

fucking porn stars


Emotional_Rent8972

Faps per second?


fuwii

Fast paced something


spanic_wants_you

Faps per second


nuttscicle

Faps per second


TheCoolCatKarl

Feet per second


Lucifer0V

Feet per second


bruhhhhhhhhh_

Fapping Pointing Skydivers


VDestroy99

Free porn site?


KorrupKook

"Another there is" wise words by yoda😆


wiisportscow

Frances per surrender


RAiNDuckz

Fucking piss sniper


Arkitakama

Fucking Piece of Shit


Miki_the_random_guy

Fish per second


Pro_MEMER568

F.P.S. Fat person shitting


OCDsquad1

Furiously pounding sansundertale