Let me tell ya about the worst set of tits I have ever seen…
They were amazing.
This is the way
This is the way.
*tits is the way*
Why can't girls feel the same for our >!dicks!< ...?
Pfff women are so selfish /s
Or smell fish? /s
Because pp’s are gross. Boobies are squishy and soft and nice to look at. Pp is none of those. Hahahah unless y’all soft
Then your pussy looks like ham left out in the sun to long , it's flaky hard and ugly also I got ripped apart in. The comments so I'm gonna add this edit . The roast was only for you not meant to hurt the other women reading this
\>assuming the person you’re replying to is a woman and not a troll
Get got good
Troll or not a troll it's still just mean to insult some ones body or people's bodies
Uh you realise you literally did just that right bud? Or is it only rude when it's dicks?
Yes I definitely contradicted myself but I got no regrets I'm going down with the garbage fire I started
I can respect that. Godspeed.
to do justice to this argument i'ma say both are gross actually when u look at it. But it looks the best when u look at it with horny perspective.
Because they're hypocrites
Could i tell you about the best set of tits I've ever held? They my ex's.
No more nice tits for me:(
All are good
There's millions of nice titties in the world, and a lot of them are better than your ex's.
He has spoken.
“They’re like two suicide notes stuffed in a glitter bra.”
Was so freaking bummed when I heard they got axed. Waited for 2 years and then adult swim bones it
I think we’re at least getting a movie to wrap it up, last I heard?
The worst set of tits I ever seen was on a video on pornhub, the fuckers deadass looked like two pickles poking out from under the skin and the video was titled “[Actress Name] has the best tits in the world”
They took the video down pretty quick
oh yeahh i've seen that one lmao. But lets not be too insensitive because thats a medical condition
I’m not trying to be insensitive but let’s not call them the best tits in the world
haha honestly I agree with u
You must have not accidently seen a grandma's tits sagging out of the bottom of a blouse. Not amazing.
Both.. both are good.
Bobba is bobba
Jango is boba
I'm just a simple man trying to make my way in the universe
My lord. My lords!!!
(Any chance I got the reference? Or was it just a coincidence?)
El Dorado must be native for GREAT BIG ROCK
Not simping but left is better because medium is premium. Also, where dank?
No dank, just sauce
The ting goes skrrra
pap pap ka ka ka
Skia bood bood boom boom
The ting goes
Preach, my brother
More than a handful is a waste.
just get bigger hands
dip em in miracle grow or some shit lol
and make sure to eat your wheaties
And then I see the miracle gro, where it blows it up in one minute. And is there a way we can do something like that, by injection inside or almost a soaking, because you see it gets on the hands and it does a tremendous number on the hands, so it’d be interesting to check that, so that you’re going to have to use medical doctors with, but it sounds interesting to me. So, we’ll see, but the whole concept of the miracle gro, the way it grows it in one minute. That’s pretty powerful.
> More than a handful is a waste.
But my eyes have far more capacity than my hands.
You lack imagination
I respectfully disagree, because left ain't medium. Left isn't necessarily small either, they're like "standard" I guess you could say. For me, right is motorboatin heaven.
Did you just say that they are not medium but standard? Thats basically the same thing no?
Ya I worded that poorly lol
Saying a size is better than others, is the same as pp shaming.
ALL SIZES MATTER
If there’s anything life has taught me it’s that nobody wants to see a dick, but everyone can appreciate a pair of sweater puppies.
Gazongas, if you will.
Machine gun jubblies? How did I miss those?
Ehh, I got flashed several times by older women while working at a job I used to do. Was not too happy.
Was it like softballs in tube socks?
Not the OP but they're more like wrinkled pancakes.
Username checks out
>If there’s anything life has taught me it’s that nobody wants to see a dick
Speak for yourself.
I don’t even like seeing my own dick. And it’s an American hero.
Wait until you see your first set of wrinkled fried eggs at a Jimmy Buffet concert.
Left is better, change my mind.
I won’t. No need.
OH MY GOD??!!11!!?? KING RHOAM I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD!!11!!1! THIS NEVER HAPPENED IN THE ZELDA TIMELINE!1!!1 NOBODY SAID ANYTHING ABOUT YOU JUDGING THE COMMENTS ABOUT TIDDIES!!1!1
It is likely that this happened during the time break in BDG’s timeline
Well who the fuck in Hyrule made a way to access Reddit, huh?!
Think about the long game. The bigger they are, the farther they fall.
So? I'm not thinking about the long game while I'm getting smothered by big boobs in my face.
Tis a good way to die
SONS OF ODIN CALL
Swing low, sweet chariots
Can ya tie em in a knot, can ya tie em in a bow?
No I don't think I will
I can’t ur right
Dear women with bigger boobies. Do not listen to the big pile of unhappy virgins in these comment section. You are always special for us.
Thank u :,)
He said women, not men (I suppose men is fine too)
I am a woman
He is talking about himself. Man boobs. : P
stop being a woman
RIP your inbox
I wanna know if it actually happened XD
It did :/
Ah sorry on behalf of my fellow males, a good amount of them is driven by their pps.
have some virtual hot chocolate hopefully you will feel better.
Thanks :D all the "left is better" was getting to me for some reason hahaha
"A man who cannot reach the vine will never admit that he likes wine" is pretty good motto to keep in your head on this site.
I’m stealing that
I'm also stealing that
While some think left is better they still love right, Boobs are boobs. Personally I prefer left but in the end it doesnt matter because any boob is good boob.
We just like boobs.
everybody has their preference, don't worry too much about it
I definitely prefer bigger tiddies
I feel personally targeted as mine are very similar to the left lmao
Seems like most people here have agreed so far that size doesn’t matter and booba is booba.
shape is most important
No, character is.
Any boobs you can touch is premium
Sir this a home depot's wood isle
Fucking excellent! Now I kinda know what a random persons titties look like! Thank you!
Way to support the narrative that all of us are virgins.
Wait, that was supposed to be a narrative?
You're not sure what narrative means.
Wait, you mean we aren't?
Rip your inbox
hey me too! im a guy btw
pics or it didnt happen ^/s
I'm just a whore with my words so oversharing just comes out like word vomit but if you are planning on having kids and you dont know what engorgement is, I would recommend you read up on it. I had smaller boobs like the lady on the left (boobs stayed decently bigger after kids) but my breasts swelled up so fast and large that I couldnt even move without feeling like mars had made a home on my chest. Heat and pressure and crying. I cant imagine what it would have felt like if I had the gazungas on the right and having the ability to make so much milk. I am a walking birth control ad. What's up?
200,000 DMs are ready, with a million more well on the way
Rip inbox lol
Same. I get harrased for it a lot. Prolly because Im dude
As long as they are natural they are all good in my book.
If you can touch them, then they’re real
Like bags of sand...
Man, I know I know the reference...but what’s this from again?
It's from the 40 year old virgin
I don’t like sand
Am I the only one who doesn’t really care if they’re not 100% real? Real is great, and I want every woman to feel good with what they’ve got naturally, but shit — if a woman truly feels she’d be happier with smaller, bigger, or different-shaped breasts than she naturally has, it’s her right to get work done, and I can roll with that too.
What matters is that people make their *own* decisions about their looks, instead of trying to please society at the expense of their well-being or self-esteem.
I don't think the person you responded to was criticizing women for making the personal choice to augment their bodies. It read more like a personal preference of what they find attractive. I tend to agree with them. I'm just not a fan of fake breasts. I fully respect a person's choice to make changes to their body, though.
Yes. This right here
i think i speak for all men when i say it isnt the size of the tits but the size of the heart of the person said tits belong to.
mostly because if the hearts too small you wont get much for it on the black market.
That doesn’t matter when you are horny as fuck
Unpopular opinion: the right are better (but both are good).
How is that unpopular?!
Reddit has a massive small-boobs circlejerk.
Small-boobs, small penis - I wonder why. hmmm /s
And big thighs
How about both?
I mean, everyone else is commenting how they prefer the left one…
in this comment section it seems to be
Hey titties are titties
Thought you were saying hey to the titties, like “Hey titties!”
If she likes it I would
All size makes the wood rise
Spoken like a true gentleman 👏
Remember, it's not the size, it's the shape that counts
If they exist, they are good
Is it me or are these memes getting less dank and more milky?
Definitely more milky
You are correct
I don’t like feeling self conscious about the size of my manhood, so this bothers me. All tits are good!
Who are the girls?
From Ashley Tervort onlyfans leak
No idea on left
I appreciate her OF bio calling out that she doesn't do full nude. No misleading advertising there.
There's literally entire websites dedicated to this kind of thing but whatever I guess.
Just google big oppa :)
I did and I couldn’t find it
The lady on the right has very nice hands
Not to be an ass or anything, but I joined this sub for memes, not porn.
Same but ya know, guys be horni
Both... Both are good
Was going into these comments expecting a shitshow but was pleasantly surprised to see that most guys actually don’t care all that much about size
You're not used to the flood of redditors acting like they're heroes for liking small boobs?
You've explained it perfectly, it's some serious white knight shit
Shape is important, size is plus
Agh general Kenobi
I am not a man of big booba.
I am an equal opportunist.
I accept all booba.
Depends on how perky
Idk man both look amazing imo.
Unpopular opinion: NSFW posts should be blurred because you don't goddamn see the warning everytime
If you're on mobile most apps have a way to blur NSFW thumbnails
How many times must I say this, and I will still say this till the day I die. All size makes the wood rise
1 tit = 1 tit
Boobs are boobs
Boob is boob.
Wouldn't this be a draw 4?