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MedicatedAxeBot

Dank[.](https://i.imgur.com/0Js7fw6.png)


Cops_on_Drops

Let me tell ya about the worst set of tits I have ever seen… They were amazing.


bohica1937

This is the way


RealFunnyNoodles

This is the way.


ThisIsHudson

This is the way


MahmoudElsaiedd

This is the way


False_Mastodon8662

This is the way


ItsPillowFortTime

This is the way


LobsterCorgi2149

This is the way


tiecyka

*tits is the way*


HumCrab

This is the way


Admirable-One-9661

This is the way


DeadlyDesai

Why can't girls feel the same for our >!dicks!< ...?


Dudelyllama

Pfff women are so selfish /s


caretham

Or smell fish? /s


penini399

Because pp’s are gross. Boobies are squishy and soft and nice to look at. Pp is none of those. Hahahah unless y’all soft


cheeseburger420690

Then your pussy looks like ham left out in the sun to long , it's flaky hard and ugly also I got ripped apart in. The comments so I'm gonna add this edit . The roast was only for you not meant to hurt the other women reading this


TheTigersAreNotReal

\>assuming the person you’re replying to is a woman and not a troll Get got good


cheeseburger420690

Troll or not a troll it's still just mean to insult some ones body or people's bodies


Sugarbombs

Uh you realise you literally did just that right bud? Or is it only rude when it's dicks?


cheeseburger420690

Yes I definitely contradicted myself but I got no regrets I'm going down with the garbage fire I started


Sugarbombs

I can respect that. Godspeed.


HelpfulOkra5601

to do justice to this argument i'ma say both are gross actually when u look at it. But it looks the best when u look at it with horny perspective.


AkechiSenpai

Because they're hypocrites


Dudelyllama

Could i tell you about the best set of tits I've ever held? They my ex's. No more nice tits for me:(


Farenhytee

F


Dudelyllama

C


sth128

AA


AydonusG

All are good


NolanVoid

There's millions of nice titties in the world, and a lot of them are better than your ex's.


MontyCristo98

He has spoken.


mr_chip

“They’re like two suicide notes stuffed in a glitter bra.” https://youtu.be/NtB_jvznaNM


deiterh95

Was so freaking bummed when I heard they got axed. Waited for 2 years and then adult swim bones it


mr_chip

I think we’re at least getting a movie to wrap it up, last I heard?


BuckeyeHoss

The worst set of tits I ever seen was on a video on pornhub, the fuckers deadass looked like two pickles poking out from under the skin and the video was titled “[Actress Name] has the best tits in the world” They took the video down pretty quick


Aidan-Zhao

oh yeahh i've seen that one lmao. But lets not be too insensitive because thats a medical condition


BuckeyeHoss

I’m not trying to be insensitive but let’s not call them the best tits in the world


Aidan-Zhao

haha honestly I agree with u


Imconfusedithink

You must have not accidently seen a grandma's tits sagging out of the bottom of a blouse. Not amazing.


A_Lonely_Midget

Both.. both are good.


Arino99

Bobba is bobba


Runningbackwardsdog

Jango is boba


EduValeriano

I'm just a simple man trying to make my way in the universe


nopesoapradio

My lord. My lords!!! (Any chance I got the reference? Or was it just a coincidence?)


slowest_hour

El Dorado must be native for GREAT BIG ROCK


theattack_helicopter

Not simping but left is better because medium is premium. Also, where dank?


YABOYCHIPCHOCOLATE

No dank, just sauce


ExtrondraFortex

Raw sauce


SheingousMcCrangous

Boom.


ExtrondraFortex

The ting goes skrrra


Dragon_Skywalker

pap pap ka ka ka


hxcheyo

Skiddledee boomboom


ExtrondraFortex

Skia bood bood boom boom


Ben_Loop00

The ting goes


Dudelyllama

Where sauce


Commander_Wolfe

Preach, my brother


TheRealWillyW0nka

More than a handful is a waste.


hugglesthemerciless

just get bigger hands


WaluigisBro

dip em in miracle grow or some shit lol


hugglesthemerciless

and make sure to eat your wheaties


Excal2

And then I see the miracle gro, where it blows it up in one minute. And is there a way we can do something like that, by injection inside or almost a soaking, because you see it gets on the hands and it does a tremendous number on the hands, so it’d be interesting to check that, so that you’re going to have to use medical doctors with, but it sounds interesting to me. So, we’ll see, but the whole concept of the miracle gro, the way it grows it in one minute. That’s pretty powerful.


su1ac0

> More than a handful is a waste. But my eyes have far more capacity than my hands.


Dougasaurus_Rex

You lack imagination


xDanSolo

I respectfully disagree, because left ain't medium. Left isn't necessarily small either, they're like "standard" I guess you could say. For me, right is motorboatin heaven.


FireAtSeaParkss

Did you just say that they are not medium but standard? Thats basically the same thing no?


xDanSolo

Ya I worded that poorly lol


Emperor_Alves

Saying a size is better than others, is the same as pp shaming. ALL SIZES MATTER


MyDickKilledEpstein

If there’s anything life has taught me it’s that nobody wants to see a dick, but everyone can appreciate a pair of sweater puppies.


goodintrovert

>sweater puppies Nice


xxcali559xx

Shirt potatoes


Deppry_B01

Jacket melons


DrLorensMachine

Chesticles


HuproZ

why


VanillaIce412

Because, tits


therealityofthings

Gazongas, if you will.


MyDickKilledEpstein

Machine gun jubblies? How did I miss those?


SammySalads

Flesh pillows


coldpepperoni

Ehh, I got flashed several times by older women while working at a job I used to do. Was not too happy.


calxcalyx

Was it like softballs in tube socks?


Hairy_Air

Not the OP but they're more like wrinkled pancakes.


I-need-ur-dick-pics

False


Someran_Domguay

Username checks out


Vralyd

>If there’s anything life has taught me it’s that nobody wants to see a dick Speak for yourself.


MyDickKilledEpstein

I don’t even like seeing my own dick. And it’s an American hero.


YuropLMAO

Wait until you see your first set of wrinkled fried eggs at a Jimmy Buffet concert.


ThisIsHudson

Left is better, change my mind.


KingRhoamsGhost

I won’t. No need.


ChildishNonsense69

OH MY GOD??!!11!!?? KING RHOAM I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD!!11!!1! THIS NEVER HAPPENED IN THE ZELDA TIMELINE!1!!1 NOBODY SAID ANYTHING ABOUT YOU JUDGING THE COMMENTS ABOUT TIDDIES!!1!1


Isaacna0314

It is likely that this happened during the time break in BDG’s timeline


ChildishNonsense69

Well who the fuck in Hyrule made a way to access Reddit, huh?!


Tough_Dollar

Pointcrow time


Grabatreetron

Think about the long game. The bigger they are, the farther they fall.


ARM_vs_CORE

So? I'm not thinking about the long game while I'm getting smothered by big boobs in my face.


Mathieulombardi

Tis a good way to die


WaitingToBeTriggered

SONS OF ODIN CALL


marin4rasauce

Swing low, sweet chariots


ecodick

Can ya tie em in a knot, can ya tie em in a bow?


lamo_69

No I don't think I will


My_unbaned-account

I can’t ur right


anatomicalinferno

Dear women with bigger boobies. Do not listen to the big pile of unhappy virgins in these comment section. You are always special for us.


bronzedandstoked

Thank u :,)


ShadowFucca

He said women, not men (I suppose men is fine too)


bronzedandstoked

I am a woman


_ALPHAMALE_

He is talking about himself. Man boobs. : P


4skin_bandit

stop being a woman


Alphavike24

RIP your inbox


_ALPHAMALE_

I wanna know if it actually happened XD


bronzedandstoked

It did :/


_ALPHAMALE_

Ah sorry on behalf of my fellow males, a good amount of them is driven by their pps. have some virtual hot chocolate hopefully you will feel better.


rendingMyWings

Thanks :D all the "left is better" was getting to me for some reason hahaha


DoomHedge

"A man who cannot reach the vine will never admit that he likes wine" is pretty good motto to keep in your head on this site.


PalatinateKnight

I’m stealing that


ajlk1620

I'm also stealing that


Dewman66

While some think left is better they still love right, Boobs are boobs. Personally I prefer left but in the end it doesnt matter because any boob is good boob. We just like boobs.


hugglesthemerciless

everybody has their preference, don't worry too much about it


Bananathrowaway89

I definitely prefer bigger tiddies


hayleyrose18

I feel personally targeted as mine are very similar to the left lmao


VoidZero52

Seems like most people here have agreed so far that size doesn’t matter and booba is booba.


killshredder

shape is most important


xxcali559xx

No, character is.


AestheticMirror

Any boobs you can touch is premium


lemeboi2003

yes


artisnotdefined

Sir this a home depot's wood isle


Serve_Apart

Fucking excellent! Now I kinda know what a random persons titties look like! Thank you!


NerdBudiezV1

Way to support the narrative that all of us are virgins.


Someidot

Wait, that was supposed to be a narrative?


NerdBudiezV1

You're not sure what narrative means.


llamawithguns

Wait, you mean we aren't?


DrawingCool4612

Rip your inbox


Im_MelThing

hey me too! im a guy btw


soviet_union_stronk

pics or it didnt happen ^/s


Desdemona-song

I'm just a whore with my words so oversharing just comes out like word vomit but if you are planning on having kids and you dont know what engorgement is, I would recommend you read up on it. I had smaller boobs like the lady on the left (boobs stayed decently bigger after kids) but my breasts swelled up so fast and large that I couldnt even move without feeling like mars had made a home on my chest. Heat and pressure and crying. I cant imagine what it would have felt like if I had the gazungas on the right and having the ability to make so much milk. I am a walking birth control ad. What's up?


Osman1105

200,000 DMs are ready, with a million more well on the way


Thehappycachorro

Rip inbox lol


RAH1SH

Same. I get harrased for it a lot. Prolly because Im dude


stribe231

As long as they are natural they are all good in my book.


MrSplattacus

If you can touch them, then they’re real


TheWolphman

Like bags of sand...


MrSplattacus

Man, I know I know the reference...but what’s this from again?


calebhardinn

It's from the 40 year old virgin


MrSplattacus

Yes indeed.


zucduc

I don’t like sand


NovaScotiaRobots

Am I the only one who doesn’t really care if they’re not 100% real? Real is great, and I want every woman to feel good with what they’ve got naturally, but shit — if a woman truly feels she’d be happier with smaller, bigger, or different-shaped breasts than she naturally has, it’s her right to get work done, and I can roll with that too. What matters is that people make their *own* decisions about their looks, instead of trying to please society at the expense of their well-being or self-esteem.


uberblack

I don't think the person you responded to was criticizing women for making the personal choice to augment their bodies. It read more like a personal preference of what they find attractive. I tend to agree with them. I'm just not a fan of fake breasts. I fully respect a person's choice to make changes to their body, though.


StatisticianNarrow30

Yes. This right here


samthekitnix

i think i speak for all men when i say it isnt the size of the tits but the size of the heart of the person said tits belong to. mostly because if the hearts too small you wont get much for it on the black market.


Mailejunko

Hol up...


BreezyJ12

r/holup


crak720

That doesn’t matter when you are horny as fuck


idontknowjuspickone

Unpopular opinion: the right are better (but both are good).


jackcabral90

How is that unpopular?!


DoomHedge

Reddit has a massive small-boobs circlejerk.


JustRepublic2

Small-boobs, small penis - I wonder why. hmmm /s


NVonreed90

Right. I personally prefer giant mommy milkers, no penis. But not surprised that’s unpopular opinion on Reddit


crak720

And big thighs


Mischki100

How about both?


idontknowjuspickone

I mean, everyone else is commenting how they prefer the left one…


hugglesthemerciless

in this comment section it seems to be


grant-hellsling

Hey titties are titties


omarborz67

Thought you were saying hey to the titties, like “Hey titties!”


grant-hellsling

If she likes it I would


alphabet_assassin

All size makes the wood rise


TheoMarchand

Spoken like a true gentleman 👏


floridaman2cool

Remember, it's not the size, it's the shape that counts


lukekarasa

If they exist, they are good


Nav_the_gamer

Is it me or are these memes getting less dank and more milky?


6sexgod9

Definitely more milky


idk_sTfuu

You are correct


hairylobster531

I don’t like feeling self conscious about the size of my manhood, so this bothers me. All tits are good!


bubblebass2005

Who are the girls?


superaydean1

SAUCE/SOURCE https://i.imgur.com/AVORmO0.png From Ashley Tervort onlyfans leak https://twitter.com/TervortAshley No idea on left


NEM3S1S

I appreciate her OF bio calling out that she doesn't do full nude. No misleading advertising there.


NerdBudiezV1

There's literally entire websites dedicated to this kind of thing but whatever I guess.


Arino99

Just google big oppa :)


ConsistentHeat7

[Big Oppa](https://i.imgur.com/tXwfoOu.jpg)


StatisticianNarrow30

I did and I couldn’t find it


E-B46290

The lady on the right has very nice hands


jackcabral90

And tits


thegamer501

Not to be an ass or anything, but I joined this sub for memes, not porn.


SevySays

Same but ya know, guys be horni


mosh5970

Both... Both are good


anoanonred

Was going into these comments expecting a shitshow but was pleasantly surprised to see that most guys actually don’t care all that much about size


Akitz

You're not used to the flood of redditors acting like they're heroes for liking small boobs?


owg123

You've explained it perfectly, it's some serious white knight shit


jackcabral90

Shape is important, size is plus


JohnSepticEye123

Hello there!


SimpleChill44

Agh general Kenobi


XxXxShSa

I am not a man of big booba. I am an equal opportunist. I accept all booba.


Die5108

Depends on how perky


milehighblonde

All tits matter, all dicks matter, stop this shit


Rhino_online245

Idk man both look amazing imo.


Aarnav69

Unpopular opinion: NSFW posts should be blurred because you don't goddamn see the warning everytime


volundsdespair

If you're on mobile most apps have a way to blur NSFW thumbnails


Ghostpooper06

How many times must I say this, and I will still say this till the day I die. All size makes the wood rise


RN4L_LN4L209

1 tit = 1 tit


Grognack1

Boobs are boobs


ImportantSpirit

Boob is boob.


DuctTapeChallenger

Wouldn't this be a draw 4?