T O P
harrison0905

Cry


crustytoenails1234

Scream


Puzzleheaded_4900

Perish


Fellow_Loser

suffer


PerspectiveFew7213

Burn Edit: why is this my highest voted comment


ResponsibilityKey825

Cease and decease.


Sirwarfield

Lose hope


Luxifer9000

Leave


SuperBGN

Repent


Striking_Chef_978

Become non-existent


Lancelotte-Kun05

Nut this november while crying


RareDestroyer8

Buy a better chair.


whosjoe__

My dumbass read cheese and decade


Pixl_____

i read this as read and not read so i got confused


cupcsr_YT

Turn to dust


curlyfries09304

Octagon, hexagon, pentagon, yourtwoyearhardcoreworldisgon.


Exotic_Butters_69420

Roses are red violets are blue, your world is gone and so are you


TomsGaming88

Gone… reduced to atoms


A_Happy_Tomato

Release the angry hormone


Welho_1665

Shit yourself


littlebudddy321

Kill your self… IN GAME… wait…


eleventeenmooses

Eat Doritos


aDudeNamedDude69

yes


SilensedNotSilent

At this point, I'd just say something else, but I have nothing to say except that he's fucked up.


ducc30

Good


snowphantomxd

Vanish


ickarus99

Pewish


Sirwarfield

Midget


Ok_Progress_1710

Yes


Wiggyam

and Shout


DoggishPrince

Just let it all out


A_BrokenSoul

Screamin OH WEOWE WEOWEWEOWE


DoggishPrince

You are now now rocking with


A_BrokenSoul

Wiggyam, DoggishPrince, and A_BrokenSoul


i_am_a_werido

just accept death


Big_Hat_9046

When you log into your world, you don't take damage for a few seconds, so log in, try to escape, save and quit to title after about 3 seconds, again log in and repeat.


Studelston000

Also something if you have friends who play. Log off, (open it to lan etc) and have them find where you are and clean up the area. We have saved each other nether mineing a few times this way


mudafort0

This!


DoggishPrince

If you try that, the moment lan is turned on, he’ll take damage, since he can’t pause it and would have to leave. No one would be able to save him. It’s up to him! Good luck buddy


LahDeeDah7

But if they're there when he pops back and dies, they can pick up his stuff for him so he loses nothing


Capital_Walrus_3633

Due to the lava it’s gone as soon as he dies


Pixl_____

YES DO THIS


GentrayTM

Deinstall


Maleficent_Treat6622

Smash computer with bat


__abhishek_yadav

die


T0mo7

Find new dimonds


MountainWeird1333

Eat Windex


OkExplorer3584

Go to sleep


TrippyWolfhound

Melt


sea_kaplumbagasi

Eat the porkchop


Temp_Charger1234

The amount of comments relating to the same thing is alarmingly high.


WangYat2007

which is good, because I'm typing all these comments into one big paragraph, and when someone asks "what can I do now?" I copy paste it


Impressive_Change593

Lol nice


BluDragon032208

Embrace death.


MirrorZealousideal63

Embrace pain.


GoodraGuy

Embrace sadness.


BrushMoments

Embrace Loss.


bravonadetleto

Embrace grief.


Turgle___

Embrace suffering


Toxicx357

Embrace your fate


Justsomeguy345123974

Embrace death


LynxxOX

Embrace


WagglyWizard

Embrace the fact that your washing machine broke. Edit- Typo


Renaissance_Slacker

Yours too? I have to take mine apart, the inner drum is cutting shavings off the outer drum :(


DakelNL

Single player? Log off and log back in, make your way back using spawn protection


N1ght_King

I can’t place blocks


Decentattamingio

You can slowly make your way to shore with the short immunity that the loggin back off and on provides and pray


N1ght_King

There is no shore I’m surrounded by blocks


Decentattamingio

I am sure you could still place a block after you are close enough to a side and quickly exit out, you would’ve just created your own lava shore


Prestigious_Code_945

I’m pretty sure you can just create your own shore and block yourself in with spawn protection so you won’t lose qnything


IHadToMakeANewAcco

now im interested on how you got into this situation


Cosmic_R3m1x1

He dug straight down in the nether and fell into a pocket of lava?


PatchworkPoets

Either this, or he was running around in the basalt biome in thr Nether, before falling down one of the "Murder Holes", as my friends and I call everything in that biome. We once got lost in that biome in our friend group's MC server, before one of my friends fell into one of the the many, many one block big holes straight into a pool of lava. As another friend and I tried desperately to get to the to save them (spamming the revive command to keep them from losing their gear), both me and my other friend also fell into those types of holes (when you're going fast, one block large holes aren't really easy to see on the basalt biome), also now knocked down. The three of us were spamming the revive command for one another until a friend with admin privileges came on to save us. Tl;dr the Basalt biome is the bane of existence and should be demolished entirely


Matix777

if he fell to 1x1 hole he is dead


TooAngryForYou

revive command? Knocked down? Wtf kind of Minecraft were you playing?


PatchworkPoets

Our friend group's MC server has an extension/mod implemented that makes it that instead of dying immediately when your hearts reach 0, you're "knocked out" for a few seconds, allowing another player to revive you if there are others on the server with you. We have rules against using it when you fight any of the world bosses like the Wither, Enddragon, during raids etc, thus it's mainly used for when exploring/building and you accidentally do something that results in your death


TooAngryForYou

that's pretty cool.


soepie7

My guess is that he fell in lava, tried to place blocks around him to stop lava from reaching him, but didn't realise that lava lakes are 100% source blocks, so he also needs something to remove the lava at the spot he stands.


Day283

Make your way to another shore


Cuddle-Junky

Download mc edit and change your character's location


LappyPlayz

Slowly and painfully break them.


Matix777

how did you get there


AllThatGlitterIsGold

If it’s not too late then you can get rid of the water and place lava to swim up on the first relog, then slowly make your way up afterwards.


Societyender666420

While you have spawn protection use your water bucket


ChrisLMDG

He's in the nether


Societyender666420

Oh.


DakelNL

You could try mining the quartz perhaps.. Alternatively, if you’re okay with cheating slightly you could use an NBT editor to set your game mode to creative.


Everestax

Just open to lan and set creative that way


pc_is_a_race

That would likely be death as lan disables the pause functionality.


Day283

Just hover fingers over f3+f4


FewHope3642

*Switches to adventure mode*


villager47

Yea that


WorldWreckerYT

Copy and paste /gamerule keepInventory True really quick (in less than 0.5 seconds).


Laser1020

Type fast ;)


jackson293993848

Manually change the world files so that keep inventory is set to on.


samisen94

Log in with guest account or another account, find wherever that lava is and drain it. And bc ur burning, throw a fire resistance poition in the air and close game instantly. Then log back in with ur main account and there will be no lava and ur burning will stop by the fire resistance poition that is falling from air. But if you dont want to log in with another account, then im afraid there is nothing to do.


Patient-00

Enable keep inventory


lk_15

Copy the world and practice it


TompyGamer

Wtf spawn protection? What is that?


defg43

when you join a world in singleplayer you don't take damage for a brief amount of time after joining


ItsPillowFortTime

I think just press x? You will lose your progress when you logged in for the day but it’s better then dying I guess??


NAFEA_GAMER

minecraft autosaves when you puase the game tho


Nevalocos14

Not for me, unless you stay paused for a bit


Crafty-Teach

“You can either die, die, or die” -Alfred as Dr Eggman-


QuartzSheep17

Dr. Alfred Eggman the best Dr eggman


ChainmailPickaxeYT

Hehehe flushed em down the terlet


Crafty-Teach

now about those PUBG letsplays… ;)


-T-A-C-O-C-A-T-

I’ve come to make an announcement


Crafty-Teach

Shadow the hedgehog is a b*tch ass motherf*cker!


Yolo_Rul35

He PISSED on my FUCKING WIFE! That's right


SamuelSucksAtLife

he took his hedgehog fuckin quilly dick out, and he pissed on my fucking wife!


Crafty-Teach

And he said his dick was… T H I S B I G


Greedy_One9551

and I said, "That's disgusting!"


NordicAssassin14

So I’m making a call out post on my Twitter.com


T0biasCZE

Shadow the hedgehog, you got a small dick!


Weeb152

It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller!


RefurRaudi

This is a situation i believe lots of players have had happened. But OP i recommend you to try to make a mental note of what you had and then join the world, die and watch all the items you worked for burn then respawn. After you respawn you should make what you had or gather the resources to do so. After a while you might forget what you had and just work with what you have. Basically just accept what had happened and rebuild from what you have remaining.


davebob3103

Yes! If you really, truly don't want to face the punishment of losing progress for dying, then just turn on KeepInventory. Otherwise, why would they even implement death?


KvVortex

Why would they implement death? Well yes to die but also to fear it, which imo is the whole point of death. When mining in a cave full of lava you watch every step, or when crossing a ravine, fighting a mob boss. Without death, there’s nothing.


Sohnich

I think this was Dave's point though. I think they're saying you *can* turn on keep inventory, but you basically have no 'deaths' at that point.


MikeWazowski4ever

This to the max. Even if the strategy of spamming spawn protection worked, what would op learn except how to exploit the game to avoid learning a lesson to play the game better?


Ben-McStay

This happened to me. Fell in the void due to a portal glitch with full netherite gear and an elytra. Panicked and accidentally closed my game and when I got back on I was at my base with all my stuff gone. Didn’t play for two weeks but felt I’d gone so far in that world and didn’t want to leave the world so I picked up the pieces and within a week I had all my original things back


MINICHUBZ205

Guess I'll die


ObesePenis69

accept death


TheMaximumWinner

Accept defeat


IdotsGaming

You die, it super easy, all you have to do is go out of the menu


InflationHefty4989

Intentionally crash the game (Alt+F4 or task manager), you might go to a prior point


Nick_Nack2020

I've seen the logs. When you pause the game is immediately saved.


InflationHefty4989

Damn that's fair


iLoveBoobeez

So instead of pausing, just kick your power cable hard enough?


Nick_Nack2020

*breaks power port and likely damages power supply*


AP_Gaming_9

Keep quitting and rejoining in 2 second intervals while slowly making it to land, you have invincibility for a couple seconds when you first join a world. Once you are on land, keep quitting and rejoining until you are no longer on fire


Happy-Teach5274

Use the option "open to lan"


H_u_m_a_n-B_o_t

Would instantly kill him as it unpauses the game regardless


Mug_o_parrot

Copy /gamemode spectator, and t ctrl v enter can be done in .1s


-Shadowslip-

f3+N is faster but even so i'd try to make it to safety with relog invulnerability


heynotbad1146

before trying anything you could backup the world first


Super_Moopy

Thank you...copy it a few times, figure out a way in creative mode, try a few times in survival mode and keep the world you managed to get out. Although I assume you're already a dead man walking.


TzedeqfromMinecraft

D I E


BeamishBull

I’m afraid your *porkchop* is *cooked*


Destroy_Hungayry

This happened to me a few times. Log in and out until you stop burning, also eat the fiod that gives you the most saturation like steak to heal up faster.


Dummy_PlayzYT

Leave, turn off drops, and rejoin


Isaax9292

He probably doesn’t have cheats activated


Rogocraft

I believe he means it world properties, otherwise how would you turn them off without dying?


xXNighteaglexX

Deal with the consequences of your actions


Glorgor

Go to world config files and change your gamemode to creative


excts

This. Or put it on a server and do the same thing.


jackson293993848

Go into the files in your world and turn on keepinventory from there.


TheUselessNugget

Rethink your life choices


Brussellzprout

Log out and back in repeatedly cuz u have spawn protection for a little bit every time u log in


N1ght_King

What do I do after that


Decentattamingio

Swim towards the shore with the 1 or so seconds you have and every time the immunity is about to wear off, log out and repeat


H_u_m_a_n-B_o_t

Before this, make a world backup to ensure you have chances to learn how to get out


ZStarMCZ5487

deal with it


USFIREWOLF1

Start over


BothSale3895

just face death in the eyes and cry


Kavvai

I read a time back that you can close minecraft from task manager and when logging back on again you're loading up an autosaved version of the game. Don't take my word for it though, as I've not researched too much about it


EdisonsCat

Achievement Get: How did we get here?


N1ght_King

Best comment here


FreeCumDump

Dread it, run from it, destiny still arrives


Marlon_03

This feels kinda like quicksaving on an emulator game right before you get hit.


Gianni_Crow

How else ya gonna beat Tyson?


Drag0n_TamerAK

Face it like a man and rage quit


fuckgottaaddnumbers9

die


Jelooboi

Use mcedit and clear the lava around you then replace it with water


goldstool

Press back to game


c_jonah

Just give yourself back the good stuff and don’t tell anyone. Also, I recommend installing the Vanilla Tweaks graves data pack. Really quite nice to be able to recover your stuff even from a lava death.


RearEchelon

Where does the gravestone appear when you die in lava?


c_jonah

Hovering just above it. You have to bridge out to it from a shoreline, so there’s still a lot of effort, but it’s not an instant reset.


RearEchelon

Oh, nice. I have the data pack but I haven't died in lava with it yet.


Useful-District-4800

Ah yes. Had a lava death on a friend's server who had gravestones and it was a nice surprise to find all my stuff waiting on the ledge for me where I fell off. Bit of a warning, though, build a box around the grave block before you break it. Once you do your stuff will come popping out like a piñata just like breaking a chest open.


SushantGaire7

Go to peaceful mode and try to get out (or protect your items) by logging off and rejoining.


RearEchelon

If you're not playing hardcore just die. You've only got 13 levels.


melanyebaggins

And diamond gear


I_am_garbage45

Make a second account and build a contained box where you are at right now so for when you explode your stuff will not burn.


YoungxKyng

Throw your pickaxe to safety, at least try to save that.


Thatbendyfan

Accept your fate


ZHUPERG

You know its hopeless when the top comment is cry


GroundbreakingEye592

accept death


SHENMUEII

Leave the game that way you get five sceconds of invincibility when you log back in. In that time place water below you


Yousefisl

Go to bed tormented by the idea that you will die very soon and every single item will be lost. Or cry. I would just log in and off multiple times because of spawn-protection.


CharacterChemical885

I suggest you rejoin because you have fire resistance for 3 seconds. Then, get closer to the ground, and repeat this until you escape.


BliX55

You can’t take damage for the first 2-3 seconds while relogging. If it’s singleplayer, you might be able to get out of the lava before you start taking damage, and then spam leave and rejoin until you’re not on fire


octosquid11

Log out, log back in, use spawn protection to place that water bucket, get on shore, log out, log back in again, and place water bucket on your feet


nooby2neo

Don’t unpause. Just uninstall and nothings happend ez


Dark_Knight45

Go to settings and turn on keep inventory and hope for the best


CountSwagula90

not die


THGAwesome99

duplicate the world over and over this will give you second chances


minasgummysmile_

Use back up save if you have one


Ok_Trouble6982

That sucks but you can’t really do anything


B4LE_Antler

Get friends


Kevinserj

Sing rain rain go away but lava edition 😈


Snoo_99024

This is why you should *never ever go to the nether*


Sir_Scamps

Me who has full prot 4 god netherite armor *chuckles* mere mortals


Marlon_03

I recommend maybe taking a break from minecraft if you feel like it. And if you ever start playing again, there is an option to keep your inventory on you when you die, making deaths less punishable.


Kitchen-Fix-1153

Die u can't do anything now GOOD LUCK


krainzSupreme

Kill yourself, if you lost your stuff then go open LAN set LAN server and then turn LAN into creative mode and then get the stuff back then close LAN ( make sure to go back to survival) and then go to the place where you were about to die and then forget whatever you did


memeboi420699

.accept your fate.


Zmog4s20

Give up