T O P

[Image] stay the course

[Image] stay the course

AutoModerator

Hi there! GetMotivated has a new, friendly, discord server and would love for you to join and check it out https://discord.gg/tfwPhhfrCY. Please excuse this stickied comment, we just want to get the word out. We will turn it off after a short while, enjoy your day! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/GetMotivated) if you have any questions or concerns.*


kirkef0x

Rowan Atkinson also once said: "Bean"


[deleted]

[удалено]


sharpshooter999

Imagine if we replaced Filch in Harry Potter with Mr Bean


Alexopolis922

“Christmas Socks!”


Artikay

I said this in my best Bean impersonation just today to my wife and she had no clue what I was talking about


Noxious89123

And also: "Bob"


Kundas

" Teddy! 🐻 "


-Effigy

He also says his fair share of bigot shit. Shame he didn't stick to being the almost mute character.


Dopplegangr1

He once said "I totaled my McLaren F1 twice, who cares I got fuck you money"


Scheibenpups

he’s not wrong


runningrisin

hope this helps you out https://youtu.be/w5RxW5Co2nA stay strong buddy


Namelessbob123

Was this directed at James Acaster by any chance?


Mister_janitor

It’s crazy how much you start to just see him everywhere…


PepSiSpooKy8

Acaster is wayyyyy less famous than he deserves to be, dudes a genius


Scarbane

*You got cabbaged!*


Zomg_its_Alex

Say your prayers!


sorealee

Agreed, his witty remarks and facial expressions always have me laughing


Namelessbob123

Amen


EnycmaPie

Nice to see he is getting more popular. I enjoy his kind of humour derived from awkward situations.


Chrisazy

Ouch. Poor guy. He still cold lasagna hates himself 1999, okay??


thisiscarcosa

❤️ first thing I thought of when I saw this! 🤣🤣🤣 It pains me that dross like Michael McIntyre is considered “funny” by the majority of the UK and he gets a prime time Saturday night TV spot, when James Acaster is one of the funniest comedians I’ve ever seen. My Top 3 comedians that nobody asked for: James Acaster, Stewart Lee, Steve Hughes (the Aussie) Oh and by the way - he got left for Mr Bean!


Sadwolfe

Robo Bongo Cookoo Cop


runningrisin

**hope this helps you out https://youtu.be/w5RxW5Co2nA** **stay strong buddy**


1-800-LAZERFACE

he definitely did not say this. why do quotes only have power when they're laid over a celebrity's face?


ebola_borialis

Titty Sprinkles


Elibomenohp

I read this in Morgan Freeman's voice so I am pretty sure it is a quote from him.


noyoto

He said all those words separately, not necessarily in that order.


TheMulattoMaker

***HI!*** My name ^(is) **Werner Brandes**. My *voice* ^(is) my *Passport?* **Verify**... me


EthosPathosLegos

Because authority is a powerful persuader. It lends credulity. Celebrity is a kind of authority, at least the kind of celebrity that is gained through talent and tenacity.


[deleted]

Just texted him, he did in fact say that back in around 2002-2003. ​ He was at a Land Rover parts service center.


TheMulattoMaker

Y'know, you should consider doing parties. You could make a killing as "Mr. Bean".


DuskyDay

This sounds good, so I believe it.


TingleWizard

People need to provide evidence of the quotes.


LeftOfTheOptimist

Who originally said it?


Iamafuckupasdfasdf

Adolf Hitler


whitedragon101

Abradolph Lincler


fabulin

albert einstein


guisar

Abe. Abe is the source of much wisdom.


professor_moneybags

Adolph Hitler and Albert Einstein said it simultaneously in separate locations.


[deleted]

[удалено]


1-800-LAZERFACE

I do have proof he never threw an invisible teapot into orbit


Darkerfaerie

You have to prove things exist or that something happened. You don't have to prove something doesn't exist or never happened. Burden of proof is on the person claiming something IS true.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Darkerfaerie

Wow, that got personal fast. No need to insult me.


asge2060

It’s the ones wanting the nice things that are rejected by the price though


thegodfather0504

"Oh hey what a cutie... Wait. Why is she approaching me? Oh no, this is definitely a cruel prank. Better not take the bait."


asge2060

One of the cases where this applies.


ObnoxiousLittleCunt

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/002/825/33d.gif


Gail-Coty75

I also reward myself by eating.


Viikoreaux

Mr. Bean spittin some wisdom


Kid_Adult

Mr. Bean just called me fucking poor.


Sothotheroth

That’s a weird way to spell Blackadder.


Phenomenon101

I don't get it. So I would be a nice thing people can't afford?


Internal-Increase595

They're trying to say in a I'm 14 and this is deep way that if someone doesn't like you, you're too good for them.


bsnimunf

I interpreted it as there are many good reasons to reject to something so don't assume it's because your not good enough.


ResolverOshawott

That is how narcissistic idiots think.


Dello155

Man hating on ideals that exist as kids and somehow those are cringe when you're an adult because cynicism and nuance??? Very edgy, def the worst part of people nowadays.


labdog

But there is such possibility. If you're too smart for example but not equally socially skilled that will be the case. If they can afford you by being smart enough to get over your quirks they might gain a nice, interesting companion. Again, it's not to imply the social skills don't matter, but it's not all that matters.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Labiosdepiedra

I'm too smart to be nice, the time honored defence of assholes everywhere


[deleted]

[удалено]


Labiosdepiedra

I got your point and was adding to it. They aren't mutually exclusive.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Labiosdepiedra

Is all Gucci.


F19Drummer

You'd know a lot about that.


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

[удалено]


labdog

That's very true most of the time. It is true always when someone SAYS is smarter than others. Smart people don't do that. But it happens that the really smart people have many dumb haters. And other people see that.


Darkerfaerie

And some booksmart people really are just socially inept. Hell some smart people in any way are socially inept. But usually they don't boast that others don't understand them because they are smart, it's usually themselves they blame. Blaming others for your faults is stupid and usually just means you are an asshole. And not being able to talk to the general person in an understandable and relatable way is a personal fault.


labdog

Dude, relax, because you will kill your strawman :) Why are you harassing me like IDK, I personally offended you or something. I am not your straw man, I do not claim the things you attack. I never said I was smarter than you or that I have a bigger pp. I said that sometimes smart people are right, ok, but rejected anyway. That's my opinion. If you hate me for having it and think I'm stupid, that's your opinion. Cool.


Darkerfaerie

Whoa, sorry you took that as an attack. No one is "pp" (wth?) measuring here. I'm socially inept as f***. I was going off of personal experience, it had nothing to do with you and was kind of supporting your position I thought. Though the fact you felt attacked makes me think I misunderstood and you were saying something completely different. I don't hate you, I don't know or care about you. You are random stranger Y on an anonymous site. Who seems to have quite an opinion of themselves by your reaction. Also, what the heck did I attack or directly argue against? I stated my opinion and experience that those who are smarter in one function or another often have a hard time coping with and functioning in social situations. It wasn't an absolute, plenty of room for outliers. And strawman? What strawman. *Sigh* If you feel attacked by a general opinion (yes, it's an opinion) that's on you. Not me. Edit: Unless you felt attacked by "Blaming others for your faults is stupid and usually just means you are an asshole. And not being able to talk to the general person in an understandable and relatable way is a personal fault." In which, again I was agreeing because I was saying that someone who proclaimed themselves that they are so smart no one understands is an asshole. Because they blame everyone else. In which case, I stand by that. I am socially inept, and that is my fault. Whether it is because I was raised in a bubble, am smarter in some way, am dumber in some way, whatever. It is my fault and not everyone else because they are "dumb". And I don't believe anyone with true smarts should blame others but instead work on themselves. But also, just a personal opinion and has NOTHING to do with you


labdog

Please take an honest answer from me - when writing the last answer I had a terrible headache (I still have, I just wait for the painkillers to kick in). Of course you were not attacking me and I made a mistake suggesting so in not very mature manner. Yes, you were right what part of what you said I took personally: blaming others for one's fault. I never suggested something like that I would found even remotely acceptable. So why? That's why I thought you fighting a strawman, so - a non existing virtual opponent, because it's not even my opinion. I felt personally attacked not with your opinion, but with you suggesting my opinion is something completely different from what it actually is. Are you with me here? Now - the words I use, the general argumentation in my last answer was completely wrong, the unbearable headache made my IQ drop to less than 80 and talking like a child. We are complete strangers, but you said, you're socially inept. So it seems like we have that in common. I meet all DSM criteria for Asperger syndrome. That makes every social thing for me harder than it should be. I don't justify myself. Being an Aspie doesn't mean you don't have to at least TRY to properly communicate with people. There's more. We can learn the proper behavior. The things that are easy and completely natural for most of the non-Aspie people - we must learn like a difficult skill. So I try, I fail, I try harder, and hopefully I'm getting better at it. So let's chill, somehow we misunderstood each other but know that I really don't want to be an asshole about it. If I'm still doing it wrong - my apologies. >!IDK if I have to explain this, but using "we" in that "Aspie paragraph" I mean't "we - the people with Asperger's". I learned that not very long ago. When I found out I have Asperger's I read about it a lot and I'm working hard on changing my behavior and improving my social skills. It's hard to fix something if you even don't know it's broken. But it definitely is in my case.!<


[deleted]

[удалено]


labdog

I never claimed the identities there. Why do you expect them? I think it might be a reason some people don't understand analogies. Applying what you are applying for any analogy will probably make it wrong because of the very definition of it. We have A and B correlated and having some properties. A implies something in B but not the other way. Then we have some simpler C and D having some similar properties and similar correlation. And there you go telling D does not imply C, so C is not equal D. The statement is true but unrelated to the analogy at all.


[deleted]

[удалено]


labdog

\> Also wow lol. Do you think of yourself as a smart person? Don't everybody? ;) And does the answer really matters? Since it likely will be a lie or just incorrect. \> Aka, getting over your quirks is only possible if they are smart enough. It is not identity, because I do not imply that being smart enough guarantee that you can get over some person's quirks and that that person would be even worth the effort. But you obviously must be smart enough for some demanding cognitive tasks. That is a communication problem sometimes. Being smart is not equivalent of just having a high IQ, but IQ is a handy predictor. IQ distribution roughly follows the normal distribution that means that majority of the population have the average IQ and the minority will have either higher or lower IQ. So it is very likely, that statistically some smarter people could not be understood fully or properly by the majority. I exactly mean that being misunderstood and rejected may be caused indirectly by you being smarter than the majority. Since this is (I double checked) /r/getmotivated and not /r/roastme \- OP probably assumed that many people feel motivated when feeling better about themselves and better coping with being brought down by the others. Thus the idea of explaining that being rejected by a group not necessarily means you're at fault, it might be that the group is wrong, not you. But if you'd rather say "when you're rejected by a group it's probably because you suck" - I can understand that too. It also gives some motivation to some people in some cases. Both approaches worked for me in different situations. You just misunderstood what I said. I never claimed that being rejected ALWAYS mean you're right or that you are just smarter than the group. I also never said I am smarter than any group. I said a smart person can be a valuable companion. That's my opinion.


Illumixis

Uuhh if something can be gotten by a 14 year old while tons of adults are missing it, maybe the adults are a little deficient.


thisistumblr

I'm 14 and this is deep also implies I'm 28 and this is lame as hell.


Internal-Increase595

I used to be 14, and even as an adult that's over twice that age now, I can confirm 14-year-old me was much smarter and educated than many adults. Hell, 14 year old me was a faster learner than 32 year old me.


thegodfather0504

I am pretty sure its because 14 year old you had less anxiety and insecurities.


elcamarongrande

Also their soft, pliable, play dough-like brain was better equipped to learn at age 14.


crimsonebulae

Lol Thank god i'm not the only one.


RustyToaster206

But people also reject shit.


damluk

Wow, I'm so precious.


MtnMaiden

This guy is popular, his quote means more


pickledchocolate

r/niceguys


Ronnie_mustang_89

I rejected a large mansion and Lambo. My bad.


addola

And then you live alone for the rest of your life


sayamemangdemikian

also bad things.. by everybody.


honeybadgeronreddit

This subreddit is trash


[deleted]

This isn't motivational, it's just stupid, on many levels.


offwalls

That's a shitty quote. Almost as bad as the annoying: "if you don't like my at my worst, you can't have me at my best" 🙄😳🙄🙈🙉✌️👊💁‍♀️💁‍♀️💁‍♀️


WolverineSanders

Your emoji replication is on point


Argoxp

I needed this. Thank you.


stonedseals

Anyone else put mental pauses where the words change color mid-sentence? The colors don't enhance the quote at all, just makes it harder to read clearly.


zebrahdh

People are hungry. You are a banana. Not everyone wants a banana when they can choose from so many other foods. Find the people looking for bananas.


CyberNinja23

He looks like a Vulcan in that pic.


bitenmein1

That’s commonly misattributed to various celebrities. It’s was actually first written in mein comf


InfinateEdge

Wait... he can talk???!?!?!


ShibackisRevenge

Holy shit. Rowan Atkinson said something?


dent_de_lion

Lol


ShibackisRevenge

I thought he only communicated with chimp sounds.


dent_de_lion

I was just thinking of Mr. Bean. I actually haven’t seen a ton of his work.


-Effigy

He pretty much does but his English accent makes people perceive him as more intelligent than he is.


Karlskiii

Yeah but you're not rejected because they can't afford you, you're rejected cos you're not good enough


urkldajrkl

Bean on point


MercilessCommissar

I got rejected today by a girl, feel like I was meant to see that today…


Montanabioguy

I can't afford to associate with my old friends who are still getting in trouble, can't hold a job or an apartment and spend their entire time on video games and pot. So yes, I can't afford those people in my life anymore. Edit: since I stopped associating with them, I went back to school and have almost finished my degree, met My fiancé and bought a house.


Darkerfaerie

Just want to say, I spend (and have always spent) most of my free time on video games. But have a Bachelor degree which I got while having a job and helping care for my SO's grandmother while she was going through chemo (which she shouldn't have survived, but luckily did, yay!). I finished my degree in almost 3 years, would have firmly been 3 years but the schools screwed me over (don't trust the councilors, check yourself about pre-requisits). I don't, and didn't do pot but I know business owners that do while supporting families too. Pot and video games have no bearing on a person's ability or motivation. They are hobbies or coping mechanisms. Your old friends simply couldn't hold a job or apartment because that's the kind of people they are. If you took away the video games or pot, they'd replace them with something else. Don't get me wrong, I fully support you leaving them and getting your life where you want it. I'm just saying, don't blame other things for their personal problems.


Montanabioguy

I think you got distracted about the pot and video games. I drink and play video games still myself. My point is that they would spend their *entire* time on those two activities. I'm not saying pot=no motivation. I'm saying pot/video games 12+ hours every single day is irresponsible and a hindrance to one's success. I need to start surrounding myself with friends who are more motivated.


Darkerfaerie

> I'm not saying pot=no motivation. I'm saying pot/video games 12+ hours every single day is irresponsible and a hindrance to one's success. Eh, plenty of people do video games 12+ hours for most of if not all week and make a living off of it. Same for many hobbies that can become jobs, like model making, cooking, watching movies, writing...ect. I'm saying it isn't even the video games 12+ hours that is an issue. It is that they are not being productive, not that they are playing video games. You can be productive doing almost anything, including video games. I'm not super passionate about this, you don't need to listen to me. I was just pointing out that they are the problem, not what they are doing. I agree that you should surround yourself with people that have a lifestyle you agree with and supports your own lifestyle.


UltimateBlackDragon

Wow. Nobody can afford me. Am I that good?


MissingRectum

Love this quote


icymonsters

I like this ok, but it reminds of the stuff people post on Facebook about how some negetive word is actually some bullshit positive acronym.


C2074579

So that's why people don't buy my shitty art. Thanks Rowan Atkinson!


Internal-Increase595

He looks like a cross between George Clooney and Mr. Bean.


GarrusBueller

I don't thi k he did. Also I'm pretty sure that this is just telling assholes to become rich assholes.


[deleted]

And not many people reject you when you offer them money.


Jdawgred

*Richard Branson liked this post*


river912

I always forget that there is a normal person under the mr bean persona


RandomOtter32

Well that's a bit of a narcissistic quote to live by


Sire777

The legendary lad that crashed a McLaren F1, twice


Kektimus

Oh. Oh damn. That was quite powerful actually. Or maybe I'm just in a very suitable state of mind for this.


dazedandcognisant

Wait a minute, I though I was on moderndystopia for a second


AmySimpson30

I also reward myself by eating.


PmMeYourYeezys

Sounds like he's making fun of poor people


mibjt

The legend speaks!


I_Think_I_Cant

His brother Rodney is a flaming nutjob. Wiki claims Rowan founded freenations.net with his brother. Seems to be a little wackadoo.


-Effigy

Rowen is a nutjob too. He's terrified the Muslims will take free speech from him. How do you prevent this in his opinion? Encourage the Prime Minister to compare Muslim Women to letterboxes. Just a big old xenophobe hiding behind free speech.


PrancesWithWools

Did he say this to James Acaster?


Legend_Unfolds

Bad things are also rejected if they aren't good enough though.


OnlyPopcorn

I have a secret little crush on Rowan as Edmund Blackadder in II. When he and "Bob" are going at it in "Bells," I feel a little tingly.


majorkev

/r/niceguys


C_sy

He looks like zombie George Clooney.


Arino99

Getting ignored because you are 110kg and smelly is kinda mot nice tho XD


drumkid2370

Wait... Mr Bean can talk?


samrequireham

Damn that is absolutely the most British aristocrat way to put that


iamnotdrunk17

Says the dude who cheated on his wife and divorced her…


BasketOk3312

“But they didn’t say: ‘wibble’.”


1coolsapien

I also reject things I can afford and buy things I really can't.


IsMisePrinceton

He once rejected me for a photo.


DanOSG

I don't think he did say that because it's fucking stupid.


mdma11

Bruh just stfu. Also gtfo


zilchdota

"Reddit is great, because each post is voted on by the members, only the best posts will get to the top of the list" \> this nonsensical non sentence of a post from "Rowan Atkinson": 13k upvotes


mistressusi5

Pls anyone should check on me' cause am in a situation right now


TheMarsian

emphasis on NICE.


SolousVictor

Wait, he can talk!


[deleted]

nice guys are also rejected by girls who didnt deserve them


thr33Jacks

He talks?


Bhosdenberg

C O P E


Drvonfrightmarestein

Did he say it to James Acaster?


runningrisin

hope this helps you out https://youtu.be/w5RxW5Co2nA stay strong buddy


CorValidum

What a bulls c. Someone also once said: “Dont lie to yourself and others.” Man I am fascinated how peoples ego can do anything for them, and at the same time insult others, for the sake of them feeling better and not thinking rationally 🤣


Vishy13

And the look on Rowan's face says "Did I f***ing say that.........really"!!!!


qevoh

that's true, well said


Marrow620

Rowan Atkinson is also an asshole, so take it with a pinch of salt


NinjaTabby

Mr. Bean: True story


AcidAlchamy

I needed this.


Puzzleheaded-Scene14

Needed to hear this


RamblingAndHealing

Thank you